The Honorable Musician

Altair plugged a fan into a wall outlet and blew the fog away.

"Oh." Sage was disappointed.

Altair swatted the fog with his hand.

Sage woke up, and Naran reattached his head. Then they started fighting. Naran picked up the branch that taken off his head, because that was there for some reason. Sage summoned a Shardblade. Guess who won.

"Dang, that's crazy. Want to kill her?"

"Not this again," Altair grumbled.

"Er, none of this is easy for me. Just like cheese... isn't easy for me to digest."

"I dunno. Probably pretty good."

Naran put his head back on, then kicked Ezrium.

Twig came up behind Nova. "Yeah, you are disturbing everyone."

Sage walked over to Naran. "What's your name?" he asked. "Naran." Sage gasped. "Blasphemous!" "...What?" "Your name, its symmetrical! You insult the Herald Nalan'Elin!" "What the shadows are you talking about?" Naran asked, very confused. "Storm you and your name!" Naran had had enough of this weird person, so he knocked Sage out.

YKYAN when you showed your friends a video about the difference between a nerd, dork, and geek, and then explain in detail what category each of your friends fall into. And then have to apologize for calling someone a dork. Even though they are.

Naran's body appeared. His head appeared next to him. "Ouch," his head said from the ground. "That branch was very solid." Naran's body picked up his head and twisted it back onto its correct position.

Celeborn (Lord of the Rings)

Honor was stopping by, and snuck up behind Nerdy and grabbed the sandwich.

Shallan and Raoden foolishly wrote some prolific Paw Patrol creepypastas and dropkicked her happy Niv-Mizzet because sentient MeeM sniffed rotten fish drunkenly.

Take all the time you need, GMs!

... Shard. I have found a stick hater.

"You were not shocked when a child knew how to breathe. You were not shocked when a skyeel took flight for the first time. You should not be shocked when you hand Kaladin Stormblessed a goat and he knows how to use it." --- Words of Radiance "Accept the goat, but don't accept that you deserved it." --- Oathbringer "How... you fell into a goat!" "I fell face-first, sir, and fortunately, I'm particularly hard-headed." --- Words of Radiance "Women? Women are like... goats. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to--but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient." --- Mistborn "I have abandoned my real goat. But when next we meet, I will think of a clever one for you to call me." --- The Way of Kings "Not to worry, we're still flying half a goat." --- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith "If I had to do it all over again, I would not have chosen this goat. Then again, I’m not sure I ever had a choice. These were my thoughts as I raced away from the market, with a stolen goat tucked under my arm. I’d never attempted goat thievery before, and I was already regretting it. It happens to be very difficult to hold a chunk of raw goat while running. More slippery than I’d anticipated. If the butcher didn’t catch me with his cleaver first, and literally cut off my future plans, I vowed to remember to get the goat wrapped next time. Then steal it." --- The False Prince Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse spoiler: Sorry if some of these have already been done.

... *sad stick noises*

Twig went to bed. Hopefully nothing catastrophically bad happens, and I never get to see my father again. Also, I hope I wouldn't have to fight all these Phantoms and Obsidians---well, I don't care about Obsidian---to the death. That would just be plain inconvenient, she thought.

One day I decided to go for, like, a three hour walk through my neighborhood/forest, and when I returned, nobody had even noticed I was gone. Another time, we traveled a long way to go to the beach, and my family almost left five year old me behind. And a bunch more. But even I have forgotten some of those.

"I just died. I haven't experienced much of it. How did you end up in here?"

I never played the Horizon games until now--- just started Zero Dawn. I love it already.

"STOP!... I want to talk about cheese," Sage randomly said.