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  1. PianoSavant
    I don’t notice because my limbs are all paralyzed and I’m slightly delirious.
  2. PianoSavant
    I stare at the sky blankly, as there isn’t really much else I can do at the moment, bring crushed by a tree and all. Then I smile because I realize I still have the Sandwich. I think.
  3. PianoSavant
    I follow Unintelligenius up the tree and take the Sandwich from him.
  4. PianoSavant
    I can’t remember who it was, but I liked the talk about the thief who stole a Book of Mormon and ended up reading it.
  5. PianoSavant
    I join you in your existential crisis, because why not.
  6. PianoSavant
    I, who was at the bank and just trying to have a normal day, run away. After several minutes, I realize that I somehow stole the Sandwich from Glass in the chaos. I shrug and keep running.
  7. PianoSavant
    I wonder why your eldritch flying creatures are attacking bread.
  8. PianoSavant
    I screech back at you. There, uh, isn’t really a logical reason behind this, but that’s never stopped me before.
  9. PianoSavant
    I act like I am also going to help protect the Sandwich, then steal it and run when no one is looking.
  10. PianoSavant
    ( I’m a her) I run even faster, even though I lost the Sandwich.
  11. PianoSavant
    I watch all that is going on in utter confusion. Maybe it will make more sense if I have the Sandwich. As if on cue, the Sandwich magically appears next to me. I note how convient this is, then take it and run away to avoid death and dismemberment.
  12. PianoSavant
    I do something about Glass's nugget-ness.
  13. PianoSavant
    I trap all of the SpiritOfWraths into a tiny room and use a vacuum cleaner to steal the Sandwich.
  14. PianoSavant
    Yeah sorry I only just noticed
  15. PianoSavant
    I sneakily steal the Sandwich when no one is looking.
  16. PianoSavant
    I cover the wall in pillows before strmblsd hits it.
  17. PianoSavant
    I take the Sandwich and bring it here
  18. PianoSavant
    I hand you a tissue.
  19. PianoSavant
    I try beheading the Sandwich, assuming that is what “it” is. The Sandwich can’t be harmed, of course, and it takes me several minutes to realize that the Sandwich doesn’t actually have a head.
  20. PianoSavant
    I nonchalantly shoot an arrow at your face and take the Sandwich while you are otherwise occupied.
  21. PianoSavant
    I snatch the Sandwich from your hands from your over-sharder hole from whence you came.
  22. PianoSavant
    It magically appeared because of me, I came back from space and added more bubble wrap (and stole the Sandwich while I was at it, cause why not).
  23. PianoSavant
    I am currently in space and somehow not dead. I watch all of the proceedings with interest.
  24. PianoSavant
    I lawfully rescue myself.
  25. PianoSavant
    I eventually and nonchalantly arrive at a hospital in Paris. The Sandwich got viscously attacked by pigeons and is also a patient. I kidnap - er, rescue - the Sandwich, and myself, from the hospital.
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