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  1. Unintelligenius
    I quickly build a Sandwich Decoy Eliminator 30,000™ and used it to get rid of all decoy sandwiches. Then I see which Sandwich is still around and grab it before anyone else does.
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    I trip you and grab the Sandwich then fall up into space and out of the universe. I see the multiverse and suddenly have clarity of mind. I fly back down to earth and build three rooms with a door in front of each. I put the Sandwich inside one room and vicious lions inside the other two. I place a man who always lies in front of door one, a man who always tells the truth in front of door two, and no one at all in front of door three. Then I wait to observe what will happen.
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    I thank you for the Stormlight, then regenerate my arm. I then cut off my arm and regenerate another arm. I repeat this process until I have a line of arms that reaches all the way into the ash cloud. I pluck the Sandwich with my furthest arm and then pass the Sandwich back down the line of arms. I grab the Sandwich from my now decapitated arm.
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    Will is walking towards the middle, looking for other tributes, when suddenly he hears the call of a bird. He looks up, as he continues to walk forward, and notices how beautiful the exotic bird is. A second later, he feels himself falling and realizes that he just stepped off a cliff. @IcedOutPenguin @TwinStorm @BlueWildRye
  5. Unintelligenius

    Happy Birthday!!! 

    congragulations your offically one year old!!!

    (according to ur birthday thingy)

  6. Unintelligenius
    I take the Sandwich from whoever has it or wherever it is and duct tape it to my arm so that no one will ever be able to take it, because as everyone knows, duct tape is indestructible.
  7. Unintelligenius
    I duck. Then I throw a duck at the pterodactyl. I wave goodbye and wish you well on your future adventures that will hopefully include lots of merry Sandwich stealing. I watch the fireworks in awe. Then a tree catches fire, and the cops come and arrest you for starting a fire. They set aside the Sandwich, not realizing its true value. I slyly grab it off the ground and disappear into the night.
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    As I am injected with radioactive viper powers, I transform into Viper Man. Wings grow from my back, and I fly at you and beat my wings so hard that you drop the Sandwich. I grab the Sandwich and fly off.
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    I take your poetry and get rid of the "oetry" and add "aper" and now I have a piece of paper in my hand. I give you a papercut, grab the Sandwich, and run off cakcling to myself.
  10. Unintelligenius
    yay!!! we're like 2.5% of the way there 2512
  11. Unintelligenius
    I reprimand you for summoning the god-pigeon, you should allow the god-pigeon to do as he wishes. I politely ask Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon to grab the Sandwich from you and he happily abliges.
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    Being the animal wrangler for the play I whistle to the horse and before you realize it the horse has run back to me. I grab the Sandwich, hop on an elephant and take off.
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    I blow up the section of the Great Wall that you are on, and you explode and then land on a pile of broken stone. I grab the Sandwich while you are disoriented and go to another fortress thingy. This time I don't hire any gaurd and decide to protect the Sandwich myself.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I tango-way the Sandwich from you and then run over to The Great Wall of China. I set up in one of the fortress thingies and hire a personal gaurd to protect the Sandwich and me.
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    wow I am dumdstruck, there is no way to argue with this logic except that the Stick can do the impossible
  16. Unintelligenius
    Whilst the throwing is happening, I waltz over and grab the Sandwich and then dig a hole to China.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I summon a sandwich portal and grab the Sandwich out of it and then hide in my reinforced jenga fortress.
  18. Unintelligenius
    Bob stood up and rubbed his head. "What had been that horrible pain?" he thought as he turned to examine his surroundings. He noticed the wind was floating a few feet in the air. "You did it" Bob said, suddenly excited. "Do you feel more like yourself?" he asked. @Through The Living Glass
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    The fortress falls, but I rebuild, this time meticulously gluing each piece together. I shake my head disapprovingly and hand you some rockbud chouta. Much better.
  20. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich from off the now toppled jenga tower and build an even higher one and place a fake Sandwich on it. Then I get bored and knock it over. Then I build a fortress out of jenga blocks and hide inside.
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    I kick over your car and grab the Sandwich from underneath it and then park my car on top of your now overturned car.
  23. Unintelligenius
    Suddenly, a package floated down from the sky. Jemms heard a small beep behind his ear and then a voice. "If you want to win, you will have to kill. Thankfully, I have provided you with a special something I call a spore grenade." Jemms can hear soft maniacal laughter in the background before another beep sounds and all goes quiet.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I sigh and unlock the prison cell to let Ink out. Then I wander off to find a Sandwich Finder 3000™.
  25. Unintelligenius

    Happy Birthday!!!!

    you make sandwich stealing and losing the game tons of fun!

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