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Unintelligenius

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  1. I use my Sandwich detector to find the Sandwich in Rye's shoe. Then I take the Sandwich, but do so so stealthily that he doesn't even notice that I took it.
  2. Well we have range weapons with your harpoon gun and our spears from the goat horns, so I thought I might get something that's a little closer range but can do some more damage.
  3. I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and run.
  4. Wait I knew we had a connection... but we'll both die if one of us does... that definitely complicates things. What weapon to choose? So many choices? We have spears and my bird can make knives if needed, and now we have a spear gun thingy..... All kinds of different weapons raced through his mind. He finally decided to choose something that didn't have range but would do damage. "Can I have a pair of tomahawks?" Evan said aloud as he slipped the ration bars into his pocket.
  5. I arrest all of Nerdy's confidential agents because of the illegal things they have done. Then I offer them the choice of life in prison or bringing me the Sandwich. They choose the Sandwich and within the hour I have it in my possession.
  6. I start drooling. Then I get hit by a frying pan.
  7. I knock you out and slowly drag your body away from the chaos, inch by inch, with Sandwich in hand.
  8. I eat the pie in my face then, fueled with pie, recite digits of pi until everyone falls asleep from boredom. Then I grab The Sandwich and run off to the jungle.
  9. Raise it as my own then breed it and make some money from the puppies. WWYDIYF a gold nugget IYP?
  10. Using a grenade, I quickly deal with the ROUS before it brings the Sandwich to dezaS, then pick up the unaffected Sandwich.
  11. I hug my mom then steal the Sandwich.
  12. I send a letter saying I disagree
  13. I come back from my wanderings after finding Jerome and we take the Sandwich and swing out like Tarzan.
  14. Oh that's a good idea. Evan took a deep breath then pictured both of them crouching down as if they were investigating something. Let's hope this works. @Exotic Almond
  15. I find Jerome then we run off to find the Sandwich.
  16. Evan jumped out of the kayak and helped pull it up onto the shore. He continued to scan for anything that could harm him, tribute or beast. Might as well experiment with this weird bird while we're waiting for something to happen. Evan pictured a small dog, wondering if the birds "creations" could come to life. @Through The Living Glass @Exotic Almond
  17. I sigh, then go off to find Jerome.
  18. I throw you back in jail then acquire the Sandwich through illegal means.
  19. I teleport myself into Rye's hidey hole, grab the Sandwich, and teleport out.
  20. Rye's joy soon fades when he realizes it was a fake and I laugh while holding the Sandwich in one hand and my unteleprtation device in the other.
  21. I come back with Jerome and while he distracts @NerdyAarakocra with his cuteness, I quickly shoot the Sandwich with an unshrinkinator ray and grab it.
  22. I lost the game @Experience @The Windrunner Supreme @Wisdumb you guys lose too
  23. I, being a policemen, arrest you and take the Sandwich. Then I throw you in jail and throw away the key.
  24. While you are so distracted by your sneeze I grab the Sandwich and run off to find Jerome.
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