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aetherbound

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  1. Probably the second half, Aether makes more sense as a username than bound.
  2. Gets broken viola fingerboard wrapped in 2 G-strings and 3 D-strings. Inserts a chicken.
  3. Hurt... Gaz, heal Becca to the max Axies - 5 Becca Nightshade - 10 Chiri-Chiri - 10 Ellista - 5 Gaotona - 10 Gaz - 4 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 10 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Mem - 5 Morriumur - 6 Ranette - 10 Human - 9 Yalb - 10
  4. It's actually "the sky am blue" Babies are small.
  5. What are your clones doing? This dice has been sanded, capped, bulged, elongated, weighted, and set on fire.
  6. Granted, your bones are dangerously narrow. I wish for my chickens to stop pooping on me.
  7. I'm not even surprised at this point, he might as well write 8 more secret books, then there'd be 16.
  8. 'twas quite good in its entirety. From the hour whence thou posted thine query I was not yet awake.
  9. Loud we won! New word: social
  10. Pufferfish, Jellyfish, Crayfish, and Starfish fishily fished some fish-tasting fishy Fish creepyfish out and fishily dropfished their fishy, fishy jellyfish because fishy kittenfish fished their fish-scented fishy, fishy clownfish-shaped fishy fish tanks.
  11. Did you just use a signed leatherbound copy of the Way of Kings as a firestarter? In my defense, the cheetos were very, very moldy.
  12. Maybe use Ashe to create light, power it up with Rao, and focus it with Nae? I guess Shao might also help. Depending on implementation, Soi seems like it could be useful as well, and I guess Dio and Dao fall into the same category.
  13. Hurt... Yalb because I don't remember who he is, heal Becca Axies - 5 Becca Nightshade - 9 Chiri-Chiri - 10 Ellista - 5 Gaotona - 10 Gaz - 5 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 9 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Mem - 4 Morriumur - 6 Nikliasorm - 3 Ranette - 10 Human - 9 Yalb - 9
  14. 6:00 pm
  15. Yes
  16. I have never subbed my toe, but I have stubbed it. Why are you doing?
  17. Proof: Dalinar is Ranilad spelled backwards, the first two letters are ra, which is the egyptian god of the sun. Sun + H = shun. The last four letters are ilad, which becomes Iliad when you add another i. The Iliad contains dogs. The only letter unaccounted for is N, which obviously stands for Nale, who is from Roshar. Putting it together, we get "shun roshar dog." Theory: Honor is actually the shard of puns.
  18. You do realize the IRS is going to be after you for tax evasion. *stabs wall with shardblade* just repeat that 700 times and you'll be good.
  19. Pufferfish, Jellyfish, Crayfish, and Starfish fishily fished some fish-tasting fishy Fish creepyfish out and fishily dropfished their fishy, fishy jellyfish because fishy kittenfish fished their moldy, fishy clownfish-shaped fishy fish tanks.
  20. Gets confetti. Inserts the internet.
  21. I'm bored, might as well make one of these.
  22. Hurt Palona, heal Kimmalyn. Axies - 5 Becca Nightshade - 8 Chiri-Chiri - 10 Ellista - 5 Gaotona - 10 Gaz - 6 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 9 Lem - 9 Lukel - 10 Mem - 3 Morriumur - 6 Nikliasorm - 4 Palona - 1 Ranette - 9 Human - 9 Yalb - 10
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