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  1. Wittles
    Emerik pulled out one of his spare knives. "You should have this, as a going away present. It's my second favorite and it glues blue in the dark. It also has some vague moon powers."
  2. Wittles
    Emerik tentatively reached out for a hug. "Well I hope to see you again someday."
  3. Wittles
    Emerik walked over to her, "It sounds like you're leaving, mind if I say goodbye?"
  4. Wittles
    *Puts down platypult* (platypus catapult) I use my nonexistent lock picking skills to smash the safe with a wrecking ball and steal the sandwich
  5. Wittles
    This is a great idea! thanks Kajsa!
  6. Wittles
    I gived a rep, is that good? Also I watched the first few episodes cus was bored, It is such a sweet little show!
  7. Wittles
    This is probably common here on the shard, but I'd want to be a writer, or maybe movie director of some kind If there was only one thing you could get and nothing else, what would it be? (It doesn't have to be an object, it could be something more abstract)
  8. Wittles
    It will live long past the days of humanity
  9. Wittles
    But, but, character development ):
  10. Wittles
    Kilometers was forced to kill his dog or be killed himself. He didn't want to die before he fulfilled his mission. yes, YES! Character Trauma! *maniacal evil author laughs*
  11. Wittles
    "Epic! At least you killed a bad guy. Also, could I see the scar? It's probably an awesome one if you went against all those evil people."
  12. Wittles
    I use my ostrich powers to dig my head into the ground and pop out where Nerdy is and steal the sandwich back. I go back underground and pop up in an undisclosed location
  13. Wittles
    Lets you talk to people who aren't even there
  14. Wittles
    He gave it back. "Sorry," he said, not looking very sorry at all. "I was waiting for you to talk about it, so when you didn't I was trying really hard not to take it as soon as possible."
  15. Wittles
    Are you sure authors? YES. Okay. As kilometers was walking home, he tripped on a banana peel. He dropped his new best friends. They sat there unharmed for a minute, Kilometers sighed in relief, but just then...
  16. Wittles
    Just a little bit of insanity is good for the sanity. keeps it ripe and fresh
  17. Wittles
    "Thank you." He held up a bloody dagger. "Now would you mind telling me about this?"
  18. Wittles
    Kilometers was delighted at having a new cat and a new dog. He loved them very much and named them Wane and Wax. I think it's about time for some character development. *Evil author laugh*
  19. Wittles
    "I would prefer the latter as long as you don't tell anyone, I gotta keep up appearances for those idiot rich people who think it's actual magic."
  20. Wittles
    I run by, enhanced by the power of ostrich, and do a cool flip over nerdy, slap the sandwich out of their hands and grab it and run
  21. Wittles
    He smirked. "You tell me." He tossed a juggling ball into the air
  22. Wittles
    Kilometers sighed, "Oh well, I guess now I only have 4 left, here you go."
  23. Wittles
    Kilometers pulled out his wallet and looked inside. "Dang, I'm short 1 snail, can I give you an extra 5 Altirian dollars? I'm not sure Wayne trades would be the best permanent solution, but it would do for now
  24. Wittles
    "Another awesome thing is magic." He pulled out his coin and made it vanish with a flick of his wrist, and made it reappear in his other hand.
  25. Wittles
    Emerik smiled at this. "If it's normal to carry a bloody dagger around, then you're very normal my friend. The epitome of mediocrity."
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