PyroPhile

woah

WOAH

My dad bought ~$500 worth of crackling whips and put them in a pile with a longer one sticking out 

and I got to light it and

W O A H

it was 

beyond description

but I can try anyway

Blowtorch in hand, I lit the first whip and rushed to my seat. I watched [expectantly|anxiously|barely able to wait], as the flames and crackles neared the pile.

And then it happened.

As the crackling grew so loud I was partially deafened I felt the heat of the volcanic fireball from some thirty feet away and this moment lasted just a few seconds

And it was glorious