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Telrao

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  1. Unfortunately, one of the evil people was a single mother. Their child was now homeless and orphaned.
  2. I enter the cognitive realm, steal Spanky from Hoid, then use him to move speedily through the Cosmere to the planet. I then re-enter the physical realm, and create an alliance with The Bookwym by lending him Spanky in return for the sandwich. I then use Edo to protect myself and Bookwrym from further attack!
  3. Currently reading: The Emperor's Soul

    I borrowed Arcanium Unbounded from the library today... I'm gonna have to avoid Stormlight spoilers!

  4. Fortunately, the alligator's appetite was satiated, and they retreated to whence they came.
  5. Fortunately, the Irwins showed up and took the alligators to their zoo.
  6. Separately, yes, together... no, that is a sin. TPBM would buy 50 chicken nuggets from Maccas and not share them
  7. There was a hurricane, a magical monkey and um.. an ALPACA! HE took it!! *Panics* Wait WHAT *EXPLODES*
  8. Yes! I would like a dragon, a pegasus, a griffin, and a chasmfiend. TPBM would sing "Happy Birthday" into the speakers at a supermarket.
  9. Hallo and a warm welcome to the Shard and Topic Creation! Your art is so cute! Looking forward to seeing more of it!
  10. Welcome to the Shard! Your friendly, non-toxic community where we all go slowly insane discussing Hoid! Do you have a favourite animal in the Cosmere? If so, which one?
  11. Absolutely. In fact, I'm floating right now! (BaD InTErNet) TPBM would steal a frog
  12. So... lemme get this straight. You buy a mechanical chicken and... When... when and why?
  13. Put them on and ask everyone questions What would you do if you found a HuMAn bEaN in your pocket
  14. I nom on Potato's hand (potato thing whatever) making her drop the sandwich. I then use aon Dii to transform Clairence back into a clarinet, which I return to its rightful owner. Then, I use aon Tia to teleport to Elantris WITH THE SANDWICH and chill with Raoden and Sarene. I gift the sandwich to Ashe and Ien.
  15. This is ADORABLE!! She looks so happy and proud to be in Bridge 4! Keep up the wonderful work, Hyoukane!
  16. Being a cat, I meow, then flop over for tummy rubs.
  17. Who has not seen one? Aren't newborn birds disturbing? But I refer to month old childs, do I not? Aren't they cuter than newborns?
  18. The sun patch moves and I wake up, noticing the fish fillet. I consume it gratefully, licking my chops as I draw aon Ial, allowing me to find the sandwich. I enter the shadow realm, then use sneaky cat skills to nab the sandwich. Then, I enter the physical realm and use aon Shao to make me and the sandwich look like a boulder.
  19. Baby platypuses should be loved and cared for, should they not? After all, aren't child versions of animals cuter than adult versions?
  20. I sniff the fryer then knock it over, distracting Eluvianii as I grab the sandwich, draw aon Tia and teleport away to a patch of sunshine. I curl up and snooze, using the sandwich as a pillow. Too much physical activity for a cat!
  21. I bound up the hill, snatch the sandwich in my teeth, then draw aon ashe to blind Nerdy as I make my escape, purring gleefully.
  22. Hallo!

    I just realised WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY YAY!

    Have a wonderful day!

    1. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      We do, lol.

      I hope you have a great day too!

  23. Anybody else think it's hilarious that the text below says "I think you are possessed by a demon" and the text is just chaotic? Mlmplml maybe it's just me
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