Telrao

I drop into the party in my Sheoldred costume and start a dance fight. - @NerdyAarakocra but her smile slowly faded. “I think I’m going sane, kitty.” - @The Halcyon Girl The potato is stuck in a pipe. She squeaks. She wiggles. - @Potato's Wit

Fortunately, de-extinction exists, and so Tassie devils were brought back.

Fortunately, the UEHM had prepared by teaching the emus how to use their backwards firing guns, and so were able to fight back.

Fortunately, because they were insulted, the emus never dared to wage war upon humanity again. And seeing how dejected and offended the emus were, some wildlife activists gave emus a lesson in corn farming, which was their favourite crop. Humanity, now seeing the emus as a civil and developed society (growing corn is MOST civilized) sent a formal apology to the emus for the humans' offensive comments, and gave the emus more materials to farm their corn with. Now the emus, now feeling like they are worth living in a normal society, have integrated with humanity, developing formulas for growing corn juicier, faster and tastier. The United Emu and Human Nations was formed, and now Australia is working on a peace treaty with dingos, kangaroos, and echidnas.

Fortunately, the backward shooting guns had their safeties on, which all the emus forgot about. So no one got hurt.

Both of my brothers can, my second eldest sister can, and my mom can. I, unfortunately, cannot. TPBM knows what a Great Potoo is

Telrao pauses, then mews in questioning. I though humans wanted to be sane? She thinks to herself. Maybe I'm doing my job too well... She looks up at Haly's contemplative and mildly sad expression. Hmm... "Purrhaps I can help with that!" She meows in human speech. Furballs! I just broke my Third Oath - hopefully... nothing bad will happen, right?

Unfortunately, it meant the emus were extra angry, and figured out how to make guns.

Telrao just purrs again, then draws Aon Omi to calm Haly. She quickly draws Aon Ien to check Haly for injuries (Therapy cat training includes some first aid training) Finding some mental bruising and a bit of travel burn, she heals them, then, purrs again.

Purrhaps

Telrao awakens from where she had fallen asleep in a corner. She shakes herself awake, and begins grooming. Then, from down the hall, she hears Haly's voice: "Kitty" Remembering her promise, Telrao makes her way to where Haly-wind-chime hovers in the air. Her whiskers twitch as she studies the strange, tinkly object. She bats at it, making the chimes sing. Then, she draws Aon Eto, connecting it to Aon Rao to draw Haly's body out of the wall and to the floor. The windchime tinkles and falls down to floor. Telrao studies Haly with some concern, then snuggles up to her, waiting for a response.

Fortunately, Britain actually decided to help Ireland this time, so nobody starved.

Telrao, mildly confused, yet happy about the attention, purrs and accepts the complement. She rubs against Willa and mews again. She glances at the potato, then back at Willa. H'm. These people definitely need therapy. She thinks to herself.

Yes, actually. Several. (From school, and from getting stuff from the Science Talent Search) TPBM has watched a fish swim around for 10 minutes straight

Telrao, incapable of communication but capable of Aons, draws Aon Deo to fix the watch. Telrao's ears perk up, hearing squeaking from a nearby pipe. She purrs goodbye to Wynn, the heads off to investigate the sound. She finds a sentient potato stuck in a pipe. Confused, she draws Aon Tia, targeting the potato. She is instantly transported out of her pipe and onto the floor, where Telrao pokes at her with a paw, then leaves to find some lunch.

*Smacks coffee off of table to confuse everyone*

Nope. We don't do Halloween. And for us, it was yesterday! TPBM laughs whenever they see a stick

Telrao purrs again, then draws Aon Omi in the air, making Wynn feel a sense of peace.

Still in posession of the Sandwich, I shake my head to get rid of the stanky hair, and enter the physical realm again. I go and say "hello" to Marasi, then give the Sandwich to Wax as a present.

Telrao mews softly in response, purring as she rubs against Wynn's legs. The Aon patterns in her fur begin to glow as she senses the joy radiating from Wynn. She only slightly notices the potato, feeling an odd sense of regret as it rolls away.

I come in with my dog legion, dressed as Arlinn. We begin a super-complicated dance, backflipping, somersaults, and elaborate tap dancing. We finish, and our performance has drawn Eluvianii back to the building. We take the sandwich as a prize, the exit the home. I dismiss my loyal dogs, remove the costume (human hair does not smell nice!) and enter the cognitive realm, leaping onto Spanky's back and riding all the way to Scadrial.

Telrao glances up, mildly panicked at the sight of Wizard running light speed down the hall towards her with what appears to be an unfortunate Wynn upon his back. Thanks to her therapy cat training, she remains calm and unflustered as Wizard stopps inches from her floofy face. She then sneefs his nose and purrs softly.

Fortunately, Kelsier decked the emus flat with his god-defying punches.

Be extremely confused, and them order to play their entire repertoire in 20 minutes. WWYDIYF a Great Potoo in your pocket?