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  1. Telrao
    Bob #3 had to pretend he was a pacifist to maintain his sanity.
  2. Telrao
    Trulio *refuses to knock wood, then kicks over a tombstone* Yeah, nothing bad'll ever happen!
  3. Telrao
    The Clinic: Calano's Office Telrao's eyes widen. No, no, no no! @CalanoCorvus! What if I bond with the Nethergrim? Getting no response, she places her paws against Emma's legs, bracing herself. It has been a while since I've done this... She then breathed in. The shadows lethargically began to creep from Emma and enter Telrao's mouth, funnelling down. As she absorbed the energy, she began to convert it to Aon Dor. I sincerely hope this works. She felt something... dark... shift inside of her. She quickly began to shift that energy into her tiny bracelets, covered in sacred runes and hidden beneath her fur. I really, really hope this works
  4. Telrao
    shhhhh
  5. Telrao
    >:D
  6. Telrao
    *sets up multiple ladders and walks under all of them* Weaklings - I already knew what causes bad luck! Haha!
  7. Telrao
    True... we only have to look at Brando Sando's books to see what real trauma is like
  8. Telrao
    Be extremely curious, then attempt to find the author. WWYDIYF a notebook with a finished story IYP
  9. Telrao
    *shatters mirror* YEAHHH
  10. Telrao
    Ooof - is that why Wizard's an immortal tiger boi now? And like, in my stories, I generally avoid trauma - but I might have something in mind for traumatizing Telrao in my short story series. Maybe. Then I'd have to put a content warning, and those are annoying.
  11. Telrao
    *gets a not on fire stick* *inserts human bean*
  12. Telrao
    >:)
  13. Telrao
    *puts immortal potato on chair*
  14. Telrao
    My word, really?
  15. Telrao
    Join them. WWYDIYF some mushrooms in your pocket?
  16. Telrao
    *whispering* "That's all part of the plan. Now back away s l o w l y"
  17. Telrao
    You're going to blow up an entire village, murder the remaining inhabitants, and slaughter every cat in a 50 mile radius? Ack! You knew that??
  18. Telrao
    *gets 24* *inserts celestial god cat*
  19. Telrao
    *sad* "That dingo had a life... he had a family!"
  20. Telrao
    Attempted first part, failed the second. TPBM has yeeted something at someone
  21. Telrao
    *laughs*
  22. Telrao
    "Well, scud." *thinks for a few moments* "Ah HAH! I know! Your natural predator - dingos!" *picks up dingo* "DINGO DOOM!!!" *yeets dingo at mostly immortal platypus*
  23. Telrao
    Oh, a LOT. The massive scale of these wings would require several major arteries to keep them functional. In that fact, you would lose an extreme amount of blood, while also being in excruciating pain. It would be like ripping both your arms off simultaneously.
  24. Telrao
    Unfortunately, the large celestial cat cannot sleep. She is an insomniac, and hasn't needed to sleep in eons. So when the platypus tries to stab her with his ankle barb, she reverses the venom and makes it go inside of the platypus instead.
  25. Telrao
    Hmmmmmmmmmm *Apologises* Don't worry I'll leave you alone (maybe) *duplicates {redacted for personal safety} and yeets it very accurately at the mostly immortal platypus*
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