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Telrao

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  1. The celestial cat is very glad to be somewhere else, but she is also the size of the earth, and is unsure how Aes managed to get her to run away. She shrugs and yeets into space, heading towards her home galaxy.
  2. The celestial cat paused. "That... sounds really weird, you know."
  3. Bob #3, being a pacifist, was shocked by the murder committed in his home.
  4. Hum, true. But we were meant to write on a little sheet the books we took, and we were meant to show them the books so they could decide whether or not they wanted to keep them or sell them so....
  5. The "large celestial cat" in question is the overlord of all timelines. That being so, she yoinks the time-warping platypus back to the right timeline and slapps him with a god-like paw. "Don't do that again, child. It breaks people's minds."
  6. Technically - my sanity rests on this - technically I didn't steal it. This was a book-sorting centre. People donate books they no longer want, and these people recycle, reuse, or sell them for charities. They did say that we could take some books... and I took two. But I didn't tell anyone. But... y'know... technically not stealing?
  7. Not Lift. Hint number 2 1. This character is a great adventurer 2. This character searches for treasure
  8. About thirteen years ago. What is the longest time you've stayed in one country?
  9. *Hears Insa with cat hearing* "I would throw them at people and devour the ones I kept gleefully" *satisfyingly opens A guide to Tolkien by David Day* "This... is actually good. I stole it from a book sorting thing on Urban Mission." *laughs gleefully*
  10. *pauses for a moment* "Fine." *puts bow wherever the heck it came from* *Sits down again* *Violently throws muffins*
  11. HA I SINGLE BAYBEEE. Wanted to revive this thread, ma dudes. Imma vibe in the background bros
  12. Eeeee here we are again, folks! Another sketch *applauds self* Here we are! Don't mind the pinkish hand in the corner. Hahhh So I first sketched the girl (me, if you're wonderin') and was like, "hey, she looks like she slidin'" and so I added the ground and the smoke. Then I was like "hey, she's an edgedancer!" So I added Myndle. And then I was like "hey, she needs her SHARDBLADE!!" So I drew the hekkin massive sword and was happy. Yes, I drew a glove this time! You can't see it ('cause I cropped it out) but I wrote "This is what would happen if Rosharian me came to earth :D" I do have a dress like that in real life (Imma wear it to formal HA!) And I never wear it. It's nice tho. (Savers, mate. Best place EVA) Anyways, have a wonderful day, Humans!
  13. *Hisses again* *Chanting* "They ignore sacred history wrote By Tolkien, the Originator. Characters added, characters lost, Plotline twisted, given to rot, In the pit of adaptions that despair, Never exposed to the air." *Stands and paces* "Six thousand years of History, Warped by Amazon's hands, Broken, twisted, DESTORYED. Evil now permeates the lands."
  14. *Hisses violently despite being in human form* "The Amazon series? This is sacrilege!" *Pulls out elvish longbow & nocks arrow onto the string* "Take. it. back."
  15. *Releases dark magic and burps* "Hmm... doesn't taste too good."
  16. *Telrao reforms and slapps Wizard*
  17. Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!
  18. Haha, thanks! I was remembering it off the top of my head (makes me laugh so hard every time and I'm trying to focus in the level >w<)
  19. *pokes head out of the ground* "Hmph. Imagine that." Telrao (in her smol floofy cat form) rises and levitates to where the mostly-immortal-platypus stands.*disappears back into the ground* "That, mostly immortal platypus, is how you hide. Become fully Immortal and take the powers that are owed. Then you shall remain unseen."
  20. A large celestial cat floats down from the sky. "Puny mortal." She says as she reverses time. "Devouring the Sandwich is against the Rules." The Sandwich disappears. Time and space tips and folds upon itself. Everyone finds themselves standing upon a green hill. The sandwich sits atop a stone pedestal, shining brightly. "You may begin once more."
  21. *rises from the earth* *burps* *descends once again*
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