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  1. Telrao
    *gasps* WhAt Is ThAt HeAvEnlY cOnCocTiOn?
  2. Telrao
    No, I agree. My mom's banana bread reigns supreme above all other breads - pumpkin or otherwise. >:D
  3. Telrao
    Santa Killing Co HQ Telrao tapped the table to get the others' attention. "Mrs Claus is not evil. She is the only sense of goodness left in that god-forsaken place." She turned away so the others wouldn't see her tears. "Mrs Claus is the only reason I could escape. She allowed me contact with Santa Paws, allowing me to bond and disguise myself. She couldn't save my sisters. They are all gone now..." She sniffled, then wiped her eyes. She turned back to the others, determination on her face, green eyes shining. "We mustn't kill Mrs Claus. We will allow her to live, and she will run the place much more ethically. Santa Claus is a tyrant, and the only reason he hasn't murdered all of the elves is Mrs Claus' mercy." She turned to Evalyn and Mr Misting. "Are you two ready for your mission?" @Ookla the Kobold @Ookla the Crow
  4. Telrao
    The thread has been made The link to it is right here Haikus are so cool! 334
  5. Telrao
    All right, my humans You know what to do! Today We shall make Haikus! Use this form only: Beats of five, seven and five Haikus are the best!
  6. Telrao
    Revel in nature, live and love
  7. Telrao
    The Alethi script is one big palindrome.
  8. Telrao
    Allow a child to take your camera When stealing a hotwheel from Wallmart
  9. Telrao
    I will not be here For the next too months to come But I could make it 332
  10. Telrao
    Indeed, an edit Would be an excellent thought More haikus to come 330
  11. Telrao
    Carried
  12. Telrao
    (this was ninja'd) But why would we not? To speak in Haikus is great! A good idea. 328
  13. Telrao
    The other cloaked figure put a cloaked hand over his cloaked eyes and looked in the distance. Then, he very carefully picked up another waterskin, filling it with Root. Then, with a sharp "umph!" of effort, he threw it all the way to Everandom, hitting the unplotable platypus on the head, soaking him with delectable Root.
  14. Telrao
    But since Tani said "it's" instead of "its" the sandwich remained secure *violent Irish whistle noises*
  15. Telrao
    *gasp!*
  16. Telrao
    Root is not "rootbeer" Root is something better and Far superior 324
  17. Telrao
    No, he's gonna make a refuse you can't offer! Never gonna give you up!
  18. Telrao
    You forgot to capitalize Everandom. *gasp!*
  19. Telrao
    The other cloaked figure grinned, then filled another waterskin with root, then smiled again. "Lequeed ers Root! Joreen!" He tipped back his head and chugged down the drink.
  20. Telrao
    Granted. You now can breathe only under water. I wish to be able to swim!
  21. Telrao
    "Telk du mat..." The other cloaked figure (still cloaked) pulled out a waterskin and filled it with root, handing it over to Unintelligible. "Drvin eso."
  22. Telrao
    Yes. *sigh* Fancy Pants, Pappa's pizzeria... I miss them all. TPBM wants the "good old days" back.
  23. Telrao
    "Telkan? Zimtephth?" The other cloaked figure walked over to Unintelligible. "Root akweg?"
  24. Telrao
    YhES *cough* yes. Sometimes. TPBM misses Flash games.
  25. Telrao
    Santa Killing Co HQ Telrao rolled her eyes. "Wonderful." She looked at Insanity. "I have a collection of pictures of my family. Would that work?" @InfiniteInsanity
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