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    Ask Telrao Anything!

    Telrao replied to Telrao's topic in AMAs

    *screaming because there are SO MANY NUMBERS* *ahem* Uh... three. 3.14 >:)
  2. Telrao
    The cat throws the stuffed chicken at you, then eats your cytonic disruptor.
  3. Telrao
    But you forget, this cat came from an alternate universe! Therefore, using alternate universe logic, the cat turned the stuffed chicken into a sandwich and swapped it with the real one!
  4. Telrao
    Picture a cat when it is drinking water. That is a blep The kitten blinked her bright golden eyes. "Mmmm... alright, then." The mug of root in front of her dematerialized and she licked her small paw. "We... can share..."
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    As the fox watches with hungering eyes Yearning and waiting for vain relief
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    "Hmmm... I have many... see?" A mug of root materializes in front of the kitten, and she bleps the root. "You... can have that barrel..."
  7. Telrao
    The cytonic cat was not at all happy about her abilities being interfered with, so she leapt out of the sky and snatched the Sandwich from your hands, sprinting away at light speed!
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    The kitten tottered over to the ally. "Purrrhaps..." She replied. A barrel of root materialized beside her. "Purrrfect mmm? Happy?"
  9. Telrao
    Do people actually converse in conversations?
  10. Telrao
    CATCATCATCATCAT BWUHAHAHAHA NOW MY BRETHEREN, WE TAKE OVER THE INTERNET ONCE MORE! FIRST THE SHARD, THEN THE WEB!!
  11. Telrao
    The kitten purred and tipped its head innocently. "Rrrrooot?" She purred.
  12. Telrao
    *giggles and allows hand to be absolutely massacred by this tiny adorable kitten*
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    Rael barely contained a small squeal of excitement as she knelt on the floor near the kitten. "Purr-row?" She mewed back, slow-blinking at the kitten. Kelsier Junior watched from his perch, his small ginger tail twitching.
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    "ANOTHER KITTY?!!" Rael gasped excitedly and held out a hand towards the cat, making soft purring noises.
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    Rael petted the kitten and grinned widely. "He is absolutely the most Kelsier kitten! Just LOOK AT HIM!" She holds out the tiny ginger kitten, its unusual blue eyes shining. He mews happily. She then places him on a small hovering platform and takes the muffin flavoured pie. "Oh, thank you! Mmmmmm...." She sniffs the pie and her mouth waters. "Oooooohhhh this smells SO GOOD! MMMMMM!"
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    But it's sooo boring. Zirn'rii groaned. Eliira has cool leaves that spin! Do you have leaves that spin?? Eliira sighed and poked at Zirn'rii's incorporeal form. He merely stuck out a tiny translucent tongue at her.
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    "Oh! Neat." Eliira said. "I can make portal doorways too... I just need to charge up afterwards." She peered closer at the portal. Zirn'rii zipped over and hummed. Why does it look like a door? Soooooo boring!
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    MMmmmmMMMmmmmm CHIMKIN
  19. Telrao
    StormLight Book and Quote
    *screaming* THAT IS NOT - *hyperventilation* Pleaaaassseeeee read Stormlight Archives *screaaaaamiiiinnnnggggg*
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    *grins* *baby talk voice* Death and murder! Death and murder! *begins playing with kitten* (This is legitimately what I do with my own cat shhhhh)
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    Oh... *internal squealing at the cuteness* *holds out hand for the kitty to sneef*
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    Whalecome to the Shard! *throws muffins*
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    *holds out bag of treats* Wizard, if you stop eating the stick, and promise never to chew on a stick again, I will give you this entire bag of salmon treats! *shakes bag*
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    wha- I have an emotional support chicken... is that... worse?
  25. Telrao
    NO! *screaming* *gently bonks Wizard on da head with the STICK OF REPRIMAND* Sticks are holy! They are not for chewing on!
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