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  1. Edema Rue
    Nothing gave him more pleasure than watching them scream that they were being repressed while the adult in charge tried to calm them down.
  2. Edema Rue
    Gets a “we don’t accept false currency” note. Inserts a pot of grass.
  3. Edema Rue
    Of course! As everyone knows, sheep’s bladders have many varied uses. When first removed, they make excellent toys, though that’s irrelevant to us. What is relevant is that when they are stretched, they make a huge, transparent, nearly unbreakable platform. By steadily covering the earth in several large sheep’s bladders, we can lift up all of civilization, giving our workers room to go down and use other sheep’s bladders to fill in the cracks between the tectonic plates, so that no more earthquakes can be caused. Then we set civilization back down and voila! no more earthquakes.
  4. Edema Rue
    And, uh, everyone knows that the Hierarchy of Jane is the natural enemy of the Council of Bob?
  5. Edema Rue
    And now I don’t have to steal the sandwich from a hat. While the Wizard is bowing, I snatch the sandwich and dash away into a sandwich factory! How will you find the real sandwich now?
  6. Edema Rue
    Tsk tsk tsk. Questions just doesn’t understand the beauty of it. I am in tears over the that event.
  7. Edema Rue
    Satisfied that Questions is being dealt with, I begin plotting how I will steal the sandwich from a hat.
  8. Edema Rue
    I didn’t know, but don’t worry it’s not mine. You could stalk a friend of mine if you wanted to now, though.
  9. Edema Rue
    Face-up
  10. Edema Rue
    Yes I did, he was twitching so I shot him with an arrow.
  11. Edema Rue
    I…I killed him.
  12. Edema Rue
    Man I knew that one. I need to stop having a life so I can sit here and be superior.
  13. Edema Rue
    I start a “let’s all bully not-so-important questions” campaign and vote to get the sandwhich after he’s been dealt with.
  14. Edema Rue
    I’m sure there are much weirder threads, though I have yet to find them.
  15. Edema Rue
    *watches an owl fly over my house*
  16. Edema Rue
    Notes the broken clock on my wall.
  17. Edema Rue
    Macbeth! *said while in a theatre* That…that might have been too far.
  18. Edema Rue
    *backs away* *with the sandwich* *teleports away*
  19. Edema Rue
    Holds the sandwich pensively. “they do know I still have the sandwich right? like the cat never even had it…?”
  20. Edema Rue
    “YOU SCUDDING CODFISH!” that dingo was just hungry and you killed him. maybe he had hopes and dreams. maybe he wasn’t even a he.
  21. Edema Rue
    Kandra, mistborn would be great of course but I like the idea of consuming other beings and hiding things inside myself. WYR be Moash or Taravangian?
  22. Edema Rue
    Yeah anywho… I win? Maybe? Pretty please?
  23. Edema Rue
    I suddenly realize something important; sandwiches are more important than naps. I have wasted crucial time. I retrieve the sandwich for the white tower and ride away on the “large celestial cat” while she’s pondering the weirdness of Questions’ comment.
  24. Edema Rue
    I rant to the shadows that I was literally the only one who didn’t mess with continuity, but they don’t listen.
  25. Edema Rue
    Fiiiiiiinnnee Questions can live. For now. *beats the homeless magic user*
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