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  1. Edema Rue
    Isn’t it sagain? I could be wrong. actually it isn’t even that big I deal I just wanted to inform the world of my presence and say something relevant. “For the first time in foreevvveeerrr”
  2. Edema Rue
    576. BRING DUCT TAPE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE. ITS BETTER THAN ALL THE MAGICAL GADGETS YOU’LL FIND. 577. Every character met at the beginning is almost always irrelevant, very few of them will still be around by the end of the book, let alone the series. 578. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO FESTIVALS OR PARTIES THEY NEVER GO WELL. 579. If it’s Halloween, lock yourself in the bathroom and never come out. 580. Please, don’t accept food, no matter how delicious, no matter how hungry you are, from strangers! Especially if they’re unnaturally gorgeous women.
  3. Edema Rue
    How does a cat put a ring on? Is it on your tail or one of your legs?
  4. Edema Rue
    Something that involved a tin can, 3 mismatched socks, and 199.3 swords.
  5. Edema Rue
    Answer in a golem-like voice.
  6. Edema Rue
    No, wait…they got 27! The last one was in the back with Dennis’s cat, learning to pitifully say “help me! I’m being repressed!”
  7. Edema Rue
    Luckily for me, my idea is a perfect sandwich is a 9.5 foot long something or the other wrapped up all nice, and it doubles as a weapon when desired. So when I grab the sandwich from the thieving skydiver, it morphs into a weapon that I use to block attackers, and then I fly away with it.
  8. Edema Rue
    Technically they asked if you really wanted to do that, they didn’t say not to. How about a counter-riddle: What have I got in my pocket?
  9. Edema Rue
    Oh yeah! Yeah I’ve read and done far too much since Warbreaker, I definitely need to reread it.
  10. Edema Rue
    …I did, I should probably reread it.
  11. Edema Rue
    Wait…but… But if… If he didn’t stop living, how can he be dead?
  12. Edema Rue
    Hmmm…why is he dead? What caused him to die…I got it! He stopped living!!!!
  13. Edema Rue
    I have no idea about any of them, but… “My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
  14. Edema Rue
    Welp. It’s been 5 hours. Does that mean no one else wants to win, so you can let me win and ignore this thread forever?
  15. Edema Rue
    Claims the soggy-toasted sandwich and places it on a pedestal for all to worship.
  16. Edema Rue
    *stops following this thread* *leaves* *feels meaningless without the hunt for a sandwich* *comes back*
  17. Edema Rue
    Gets a crying Kaladin. *inserts a book the world’s been waiting for for 11 years*
  18. Edema Rue
    When you are a stick and a certain redhead suggests you become fire.
  19. Edema Rue
    All liquified, of course.
  20. Edema Rue
    I’ve moved up in the world! Slightly. I actually have no idea what a Pahn Kahl is tho, I’d like to go back to being an awakened object if that’s ok.
  21. Edema Rue
    I’m so sorry! I don’t do show choir, but I am an actor and I hate it when costumes are like that. Because it’s true; there’s really nothing you can do, and it’s not like you’re just going to stop doing something you love. And then, at least for me, there’s always the nagging worry in your head that if you complain everyone will laugh or make fun of you. If you already have the costumes, then it’s probably too late to change it too. I hope you get it figured out!
  22. Edema Rue
    How dare you? I am no protagonist! In fact, I’m such a side character that I cut open the ziploc and watch as the sandwich gets soggy and loses all flavor.
  23. Edema Rue
    When there’s a 6 month hold wait on the book you want.
  24. Edema Rue
    His own blood.
  25. Edema Rue
    I pull a Wayne and follow along, then trade the sandwich for a pickle and a dirty handkerchief.
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