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Edema Rue

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  1. Edema Rue
    After all, she was forced to wear a strange hat as well. But she didn’t mind, because it meant an unlimited supply of Root. At least, until she met the other attackers…
  2. Edema Rue
    Whoops. I’m a Utahn.
  3. Edema Rue
    Safer isn’t always better; if the characters in books always chose the safer route, think how boring it would be. With greater pain comes greater capability for happiness. …but I define myself as like a 3. I’m awful at following my own advice.
  4. Edema Rue
    Rue looks up. She’s alone. How long has she been alone? And why does her head hurt so much? “Guysh?” She says, wondering why her voice sounds so slurred. “I fink I found da Root storage.”
  5. Edema Rue
    Wasps and woodchucks kill platypai
  6. Edema Rue
    We all watch him leave. “Well, now that he’s gone, let’s storm this huge door!” Rue shouts, and everyone cheers and follows her.
  7. Edema Rue
    Fine I’m back. YESSSSSS ATTACK THE PLATYPUS!!
  8. Edema Rue
    I’m leaving.
  9. Edema Rue
    "We're all idiots." Rue says, teleporting the base to us. Unfortunately, it's a huge fortress, and we all have to run to avoid being squished. "Should we go in?" She asks, heading towards the stone monolith.
  10. Edema Rue
    Being sick is rough, but thank goodness you don't have covid!
  11. Edema Rue
    Oh okay, wasps are tasty. Don't you just love mowing the lawn and backing up into a wasp nest? (Don't get a heart attack imagining it please).
  12. Edema Rue
    A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT.
  13. Edema Rue
    I am in class, but that's irrelevant. I'm also a girl, but apparently that's also irrelevant...?
  14. Edema Rue
    How do you know I'm a people?
  15. Edema Rue
    “Don’t worry about it!” Rue told him. “It’s normal. Mostly. In unusual situations. It’ll probably come back. In the meantime, who wants to kill Subversion?”
  16. Edema Rue
    Luckily, none of us were mortals, so we didn’t flee.
  17. Edema Rue
    How did that this plan would work?
  18. Edema Rue
    Nope. As you proved in your first haiku, the second line has 8 syllables. And the other two have 18. Breathing is good for you.
  19. Edema Rue
    We’ll never be free until we end slavery!
  20. Edema Rue
    “NO!” All other creatures present shouted. They were very focused on killing Subversion. Instead of caring about Hoid, they made a portal to Ghanderflaffle Empire. This proved to be a huge mistake.
  21. Edema Rue
    Oooga ooga ooga booga *sniff* *chew* *crunchy bones* *burp* aaaaaaaahhhhh. (I think that’s the sound rabbits make ) Are peacewise functions necessary for my life?
  22. Edema Rue
    “Then why…WHY THE LIGHT HAVE WE STILL BEEN MAKING PORTALS?!?!?!”
  23. Edema Rue
    Shakespeare’s a hottie Try to fight me I dare you Refrigerator.
  24. Edema Rue
    No no NO! Honestly, you sound just like a hushlander. Planes are some of the oldest technology around. No one uses them anymore because they’re so storming slow. I have a soul.
  25. Edema Rue
    8 syllables, friend Your middle line had issues The curse is evil.
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