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Edema Rue

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  1. "Woah, easy!" Rue said. "These are my friends! They're not doing anything wrong!"
  2. The Root Dragon, who's name is Beery, by the way, looked back to Rue. She sighed. "No, they have no idea how you work. Just...go for a fly, okay? I think that they're trying to do something important." Beery flies out a conveniently placed window.
  3. BEERY! HEEL!” Rue says, and the dragon comes to her sadly. “I know Platypi are delicious, but I promise you can eat some later. This is Phillip. We don’t eat him. But eat Unintelligable. He’s bullying you, and that’s not okay.” The dragon looks considerably happier.
  4. Forest of Tal'rin I try it curiously. A slender black blade appears, slightly curved. It glows vaguely purple. “Did I do it?” @Ookla the Myopic
  5. Rue shrugs. “It was a present from Him when I joined the doubled root cult. So were the hat and shoes!” She shows them off proudly.
  6. Rus shook her head. A talking platypus…she’d seen one of those before…as the root wore off, she remembered everything. “Hi guys!!” She points at Him. “I made a new friend! And I have a pet Root Dragon!”
  7. Hey! There is no such thing as “too rooty”. My root dragon and I will rule the…everything.
  8. Black and white soldiers wonder alike if this really means freedom.
  9. It’s been 9 hours. That’s more than enough for you. besides, I have better words.
  10. Luckily, she was unaware of this. Rue decided that she should probably stop drinking root for now though. It was an odd decision, to be sure, but she was standing upside down on the ceiling and the world was spinning in circles. It was a good time for odd decisions.
  11. Forest of Tal'rin? “Oh, thank you! Yes, I’m happy to join you! Swords are cool!”
  12. Kind people, something I didn’t expect to find on a boys only thread. Actually, pardon the stereotype. People can be mean or nice no matter what gender. …but also, a 5 might be too generous. For me, that is.
  13. After a week of fighting, a young man in a red coat stands atop a parapet
  14. Rue eyed her jar. “Um…well…that’s…that’s something. Does anyone else hear that?” The rest of the doubled cult shrugged and shook their heads. Rue decided she was too drunk.
  15. “Hi!” Rue says. “What…what’s going on? And where are we?”
  16. Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goats goat goat goats goat goat.
  17. Rue waves back. “Rue is fine! Um…hi!”
  18. Rue understood the statement; Root surpassed all prior loyalties. She lifted her own jar and started to chug.
  19. Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men.
  20. Rue and Him were besties. They even shared their weird hats and shoes. She suddenly realized that she’s inadvertently changed sides simply for root. Was that addiction? Nah.
  21. “Uh…I…IfeeluselessandIhavenoideawhatimdoing?”
  22. I…by the other attackers I meant the other people storming the fortress…but okay! Rue was very disturbed by this, but she knew that the tacks were only a minor offense. They could still be friends. “Would you like a cup of root? We can wear silly shoes too, if it makes you happy.” And so it was that the root cult doubled in size.
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