I could name several, but internet safety
Is it my fault that everything you say is just so easy to make fun of? No, no it's not.
I overthink every communication, child. Shouting in all caps adds sentiment to a conversation that needs it, making said conversation far more entertaining for all those watching. (and hopefully eating popcorn). There is logic behind every word I say, the way I say it, and the person I say it to.
...that probably just proved I'm a nerd didn't it.