Edema Rue

Wait, there's a post limit? In that case, we have a very, very long time, because even TLT hasn't reached it.

Why do we even try anymore?

Witch hunt.

Can I bring bendalloy?

Can centaur insects even flow through people? @Frustration, I would like an explanation on how centaur insects work.

Naïve witch. You know nothing.

I’m going so slow it feels like, i’m only on 64 but I’ll read it soon!

Yes you are.

That's the point, isn't it?

OOOOOORRRRR I could eat you anyway you just wouldn't die.

If only. Instead, it chose to quote Hamlet.

Actually, I ate Noodles, personified, meaning you. ... Having a conversation with food is always an interesting experience.

*eats Noodles*

I know, and I’ve been told, but I have so much going on I’m trying to decide which I can cut out next, sleeping or breathing. I will watch it, but probably not for another couple months or so.

Not from the school itself , I just took Cacophony’s desk away from him.

Granted. You will fall in love many times and watch them all die, again and again and again. You will live longer than your children and grandchildren. Oh, and you’ll never stop aging! You get to have weak old bones and everything. I wish to publish a book.

There are pros and cons to literally everything. If a girl isn’t smart, she’s an airhead with nothing to offer the world. If she is smart, she’s a nerd. If she’s athletic, she better be a dancer or cheerleader. If she’s not behaving in class, clearly she has problems going on at home. Likewise if you’re a boy, you can be athletic or you can be a nerd, and the to the teachers you’ll always just be a boy. screw it all humans are annoying we should all live with feral cats in the woods

I CAN FIX BIKES MYSELF!! …no

I get a new bike in like a month I’m so excited

Let’s be honest, you can’t exclude yourself from that completely.

BIKE!!!

*burns him at stake*

Don’t forget stepped on your toe

Essentially, what’s the worst part about being a boy?

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YOU HAD MY BACKPACK AND HIGHLIGHTER AND AGGGGHHHHH