Edema Rue

me: I’m a normal person, I’m not some weird farm girl, what are you talking about?

also me:

after sneaking past the half-Aztec runner beans in order to find a towel, I had to go build a new sheep field, herd the sheep, and then I ate homemade lentil lasagna (with homegrown Swiss chard, crookneck squash, and onions) and then I drank my yummy black cherry limeade with homegrown spearmint and now I’m going to go do some calligraphy of all 17 of the herbs we grow in our garden (I’ll do vegetables tomorrow) (then fruit trees, except our poor Asian pear died) (I could also do berries).