Edema Rue

*October*

Utah: 80 degrees should be about right

*november*

Utah: fiiiiiine I’ll go down to 70

*december*

Utah: nah bro, let’s go back to 80

Utah: fiiiiine you can have snow for Christmas I guessssss

*january*

Utah: oooh being cold is kinda fun, here have like 6 feet of snow

*february*

Utah: SNOOWWW!!

Utah: sun? 

Utah: SUN!!!!

*march*

Utah: 4 more feet of snow, cause honestly why not bruh

Utah: I’m tired of snow I want it to be 90 degrees.

Utah: wait I can rain too can’t I!! Let’s do that for a week

Utah: hmmmmm let’s do snow again 

*april*

Utah: ALL RIGHT AND WE ARE DONE WITH SNOW FOR GOOD!!!! 90 DEGREES BABY!!

Utah: actually I kinda miss the snow…here have some more

Utah: nooo I can’t snow anymore!! I’m so mad I could just rain on you! Forever.

Utah: oh wait I’m a desert right? Fiiiine no more rain either.

This has been Utah’s weather: a summary. On a related note, we put swords in all our mic stands.