Jump to content

Immortal Platypus

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2248

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Immortal Platypus

  1. Immortal Platypus
    The hamster doubted it, but he was willing to check.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    The hamster asked the OA if he knew where one could acquire that kind of lungs.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    Lungs of Narrators and Authors had limited Narration/Authordom. The hamster thought this was common knowledge.
  4. Immortal Platypus

    Life is a storm. It blusters, wind whipping us. It billows us to and fro. Lightning strikes all around, blinding and deafening. The rain falls like bullets, each droplet driving into the skin of the living.

    It hurts.

    It all hurts.

    My body hurts.

    My soul is broken.

    My spirit is wounded.

    My heart is destroyed. 

    But I'm thankful for the pain. Pain is a feeling. As long as the pain is there, then I'm alive. If I'm alive, then there's still time for me to get better. 

    So I'm ok with hurting. Let me feel the pain.

    I know it won't stop hurting for a long time. But life goes on.

     

    And I know a Healer. There is no pain he has not felt, nor a wound he cannot heal. He can calm the wind. Peace follows Him. Eventually, the Sun will rise and banish the clouds. And in that day, I will be whole.

    My soul?

    Repaired.

    My spirit?

    Joyous.

    My body?

    Perfected.

    My heart?

    Full.

    1. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      Scud, you should be a poet 

  5. Immortal Platypus
    The hamster corrected the OA. He didn't need any ordinary hamster lungs. He was looking for a specific kind of lungs. Lungs that were able to change reality.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    The hamster wanted to know if he had lungs. He had a friend that could use a pair if the OA wasn't using them.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    A random hamster asked the OA if he still had a heart.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Now they were both spinning, but slower.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    The hamsters continued swirling, pushing each other into the portal after the fleeing group. The hamsters growled and pushed Aero into the portal that everyone was falling into.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    good luck strmblsd
  11. Immortal Platypus
    while I am an immortal, I am Platypus. And while I am a Platypus, I am still a man. (If you ask @Edema Rue than I'm a fish too). I am indeed not no man. No man is a friend of mine, but one can be a Platypus and still be a man.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    The hamsters were running around the group, slowly encircling. If one looked at it from above, it would resemble a large, brown whirlpool. Their seemingly random direction was contracting, constricting the group and keeping them away from the OA's portal.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Before anyone else followed him through the portal, a wave of... giant hamsters? Yes, giant hamsters rushed towards them. If one looked carefully, they could see small, normal-hamster-sized metal spikes poking out of them. The hamsters blocked off the portal, and surrounded the group, growling. It probably would've been cute if they were small, but on hamsters the size of medium-large dogs, it was terrifying.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    make me. side with Stick and you will be rewarded. NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS!
  15. Immortal Platypus
    you got it
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Ya know... If I'm the chosen sandwich person, I agree. If not, I don't, but either way this cult must be destroyed. THE CULT CLUB OF THE STICK MUST REIGN AS THE SUPREME CULT CLUB! or the brunette/brown hair/black hair cult. I'm not picky
  17. Immortal Platypus
    eyes of newts. *nods head confidently*
  18. Immortal Platypus

    FINALLY! I CAN BE DIE HAPPY NOW!

    Spoiler

    image.png.0eccd4afb97f0d496478bf4c79c5a888.png

     

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I didn't get mine before the shard change, so I don't get one like that 😭

    3. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      That's probably the main thing that I preferred before the update 

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      yeah, same

  19. Immortal Platypus
    who does?
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I think KFC is pretty good, at least with thighs, breasts, wings, and drumsticks. I don't think i've ever had some of their nuggies, but I expect they'd be good
  21. Immortal Platypus
    not really. Occasionally we get big plot things (go to about page 2500 for stuff like that). yeah. we had somewhat important plot, but it didn't work very well, and fell apart after Thaid left personally, I like Hacob much better. And I didn't even make him!
  22. Immortal Platypus
    usually we call that "banishes"
  23. Immortal Platypus
    I cannot share the forbidden secret Ah! A commoner! Gross.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    don't get me wrong, you can have multiple characters. I have 2 semi-active ones, but several ones that I used in the past and don't anymore. Also, it's not a huge deal as a mistake. When I first got on the Shard, I would godmod sometimes.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    no, asterisks aren't an art, but using asterisks requires you to learn the art of asterisks
×
×
  • Create New...