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  1. Immortal Platypus
    ???? "Hello? Anybody here? Emma sent me." @Ookla the Myopic
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    Forest of Tal'rin "That seems like it could work well. Sure, I'll trust you." Platypus jumps into the portal. @Ookla the Myopic
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    "I stand by my statement that milk has learned to teleport." - My little brother
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    oooh, candles, you can have 9 3/4 slices of ham. i have 7 saltwater taffies.
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    granted. it is trapped in a sealed can that can't be opened. i wish to have a hemalurgic spike (in my possession, not in my body)
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    Forest of Tal'rin *a platypus materializes* "Where am I? What did I do to God this time?" *looks around* "Ooh! Sword class. Can I join? I have a Blade." A silvery blade with blue edges and indecipherable green runes appears in his hand. No one can identify what it is but everyone thinks it looks familiar. @Ookla the Myopic
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    "It's called magic. Get used to it."
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    "I'm sure Everyone is ready. And your line was really cool. Let's go. I really want to kill Rue!!!" @Sequence
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    It doesn't matter if you took The Sandwich there, I wasn't there and the laws of magic bring the sandwich back to me until someone says my name in this dimension.
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    Phillip glowered at Rue. "Look, you don't take a Root Dragon into the presence of an Immortal Platypus. We are ancient enemies and also it was the pet of the Narrator @Ookla the Ta'veren's avatar (is that the right terminology) so it deserved to die. She killed my former selves, as you should know, I am the cognitive aspects of Phillipe and Platypus. I have zero regrets about all that. Now let's go kill Subversion."
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    "No."
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    I can read minds. I know how to kill immortal beings. you don't survive as an immortal being without that knowledge. he is dead permanently.
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    I give you my wild whitespine!! I have a cool wolf.
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    I keep forgetting to number my posts!!! I'm sorry!!! 1397 (Ha! remembered!!!)
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    granted. everyone else refuses and you can't focus. I wish for everything to taste exactly how I want it to taste at the time.
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    i will give you a can of essences from all the stars i have a can of sandwiches.
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    Suddenly the sandwich vanishes and returns to me. "None of you have said my name yet, so none of you get the sandwich."
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    I look over to Bookwyrm. Then I fly after Beery. Within two minutes, I return, having killed the dragon because we didn't need to interrogate it anymore. "Okay, let's go get that semi-Narrator."
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    I continue killing "Beery" as Aes named him.
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    Unfortunately for you, I'm not Everyone. I continue to attack Beery, not caring about Subversion for the moment. Immortal platypi and Root Dragons have an ancient rivalry. Beery fights back and I call for Unintelligible to help me. @Ookla the Untitled
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    Suddenly the Root Dragon comes flying back into the room. With a mighty exhalation, he floods the room in Root. Luckily for all of us, the root cultists (including Aes sedai) drink it all before we drown. Then I lunge at the beast with my Blade as I call for Unintelligible to help me slay the Dragon.
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    Phillip fell in behind him, covering him from behind.
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    Phillip cooled it further using narration to 1 degree Kelvin, effectively immobilizing the Root Dragon.
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