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Immortal Platypus

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  1. i don't drink coffee, and caffeine makes me tired. its hard to stay up late
  2. i feel a little sorry, but also not really
  3. i'm watching phineas and ferb and doing homework at the same time
  4. You're so happy. It would be a shame if you were to lose that rank. just kidding, i will probably not do that. not for that reason at least. Don't say anything deserving rep!
  5. And a whole battalion of Welch grasshoppers. And battalions are much larger for grasshoppers than humans, and the Welch variant are known for their battalion size.
  6. no, I mostly try to avoid making myself broken, I just like to look at how broken i could be if I really wanted to. Plus it makes my DM mad it it's always hilarious to see him try to figure out why my strategy wouldn't work. oh, awesome. Remind me to get our Artificer to do that and is it the infusion that makes it so I can only shoot a specific target once per turn? Because, if not, with multi-attack, my damage would skyrocket. I'm sure my DM loves me.
  7. *hugs* I'm sure you haven't let them down Bookwyrm. I hope that you find a way to make yourself feel better about it. your friend seems to think it's okay, but I hope you can feel good. You are loved!
  8. oh, I see what you're saying. I do that sometimes, it's very helpful. good luck with your writing!
  9. oh. i didn't even think about that game! I only thought about this game! NO! TELRAO, that means YOU did this to me. i need more of Telrao's adventures if I'm going to forgive you.
  10. My DM is not going to be happy with me using this, but it'll be fine. That boss is about to get SCIENCE'D on! now I just have to see if my DM actually has a plan in mind, or if I'll actually be able to use this
  11. i don't know how to respond to that. but that's what I'm gonna use the nuke spell for. That's basically our only shot of killing the boss we're probably going to fight. I asked my DM and he said that a nuke would do 25% of it's HP. 25%! That's a ton in this case. And we can respawn three times, so I'm going in and suicide bombing. Wish me luck for when we fight it. :Salute:
  12. yikes. it takes me 4 or 5 turns to kill a tarrasque solo though, so... i don't know if I can speak that much. Also, my DM plays a spellcasting class and I'm pretty sure that's the reason he doesn't make us keep track of spell slots/ki points. because he's to lazy to enforce it. Of course, we might have to fight something that can literally kill gods easily, so our campaign certainly isn't too easy.
  13. would you like to get more in-depth about that? I'm quite interested to see where this is going. Unrelated fact, I realized that my max damage is currently in the 9000s. it's only limited by the amount of arrows I have and the amount of things I can kill in a 20ft by 20ft by 20ft cube. Ranger is truly busted. (No killing me please, I chose the class cause it sounded cool before I knew anything about the game.)
  14. The platypus walks in the front doors to NASA. Seeing the receptionist, he says, "I'm here to talk to Bookwyrm. My sources say he went here. I have vital information for him. The MPI is after him and I'm here to help. Can you point me to him?" @The Bookwyrm
  15. I mean... I could take another "out of context" quote that would give some context. It would certainly make it worse. speaking of which. "Issue Ideas for Improvement" "Corrupt leaders Kill them." - @Aes Sedai
  16. "I didn't ask about ethics. I asked what would get me a good grade." - @Aes Sedai
  17. Halloween, here I come!!! I'm gonna be a mistborn! Awesome! Thanks so much.
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