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  1. Immortal Platypus
    *bangs gavel* Order in the court! Order in the court! @Aes Sedai, call your witness! Noodles, be quiet unless called as a witness! @cheeseman, can you get your client under control? Just make sure that he doesn't hurt his case by talking before he is called as a witness and/or it's time for cross-examinations. Witness testimonies will come before cross-examinations! there is a very good chance I'm doing this wrong, I think this is the order that a court goes in though
  2. Immortal Platypus
    You are not giving testimony, now is not your time to speak. Speak again before asked to, and I will have to have security escort you out until it is your turn. (Even so, that is not what he said. It is close, but he's leaving out details. But i digress.)
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    So, considering that you thought that this was a good idea, I don't know if your IQ can be an explanation. And also because the reason behind this was you misinterpreting a post about the podcast Intentionally Blank. But either way, PROSECUTING ATTORNEYS!!!! I SUMMON YOU!!!!!!! @Aes Sedai @Kajsa :) (I don't remember if you are actually one or is Aes just said you were) @ANYONE ELSE YOU WANT. CALL YOUR WITNESSES!!!!!! PRESENT YOUR EVIDENCE!!!!!! Also, I have a friend that was with me when Noodles confessed, but he doesn't have an account, so I might give him my chromebook later to give testimony. Or we'll set up an account. Oh, and is lying to the judge/jury while not giving testimony illegal?
  4. Immortal Platypus
    *emerges from pond* FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! I prefer to talk to girls because they make more sense than boys do (except when I'm trying to figure out if they like me. Then it is super confusing).
  5. Immortal Platypus
    *fish noise?*
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Did you just assume that my brain is melted?
  7. Immortal Platypus
    that was two words, but close enough. She legally stole sandstone and cuddled her non-existent doge.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    That's what I assumed. Darn continuity! If it were me, I totally would have just made it so he could exist in the unreal space and the physical world at the same time The ally bends down to look at the star charts, committing them to memory.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    I chase after Sequence and see Bookwyrm still by a tree. Realizing that I had taken the sandwich from him without even trying, which is not the purpose of the thread. I stop and hit him on the head with a lead pipe, then keep chasing Sequence.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    kinda what I thought. @Wittles of Shinovar, now is your chance to go!
  11. Immortal Platypus
    have you gotten it checked out by a doctor? I have scoliosis, and my neck and back usually hurt all the time. It could be that. I'd recommend getting it checked out, as the longer it goes, the more painful it will get (plus it'll take longer to fix).
  12. Immortal Platypus
    The ally looked up from the charts. "Will I have any assistance? What will you be doing?" How is the inspector both with me and Bookwyrm?
  13. Immortal Platypus
    absolutely. Cheese is amazing. Probably not all at once though. What personality type are you allergic to?
  14. Immortal Platypus
    "Am I supposed to know what this is? Besides the obvious answer of star charts."
  15. Immortal Platypus
    ah, I see. If I looked at activity feeds, I would know
  16. Immortal Platypus
    *whispering* YAY!!!!!!! but any amount of time is too much. I NEED MORE KITTY!!!!!!!! *ends all attempts at coming even close to whisper volume*
  17. Immortal Platypus
    just curious. I wouldn't remember it, so I was wondering if you were one of those people that always keep things like this on hand What shows in the activity feed?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    Did you answer his question? What play were you in?
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "There's a board game!??" "I have yet to be injured, and in moments of stress, I can send my physical self back if needed. I promise I won't sue Onyx, blah blah blah, can we move on now?"
  20. Immortal Platypus
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING EXPECTANTLY FOR SO LONG!!!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT, BUT I'M SO EAGER!!!!!!!! edit: Having read it, I now wish I hadn't. Not because it was poorly written or didn't live up to my expectations, but because now I'm going to have to wait for the next one :cry:
  21. Immortal Platypus
    I'm not a shoe.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    Telrao, why do you have this?
  23. Immortal Platypus
    Fine. just this once.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I know that, this is all theoretical. ok, that's what I thought, thanks for confirming.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    TIME TO IGNORE THE DEEP QUESTION? i'm a platypus! And also a cat! And also a goldfish!
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