Immortal Platypus

I accidentally let the shadows go as I use the traps as a springboard to jump on you and take the sandwich from you

So naturally, many started looking for bjspongbiaosdnbvasinga's grave.

more civilized than normal witch hunts. If we were actually witch hunting as it is meant to be done, Noodles would be dead IRL right now

WITH MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!

I see. I also am trying to avoid a war

because maggots!

he was talking about the person. tes o did

stick *ahem*

ah, yes, the ellusive spelling

that's what i assumed, even though it has 2 "e"s

*hugs* hey man. it happens. I've experienced the magic of the Shard in vulnerability. If it gets better, great! if it doesn't, I'm sure everyone here would be happy to help. I just spent about an hour today looking at controversial topics and just ranting it all out in a Google Doc and I feel sooooooo much better now. I also don't remember the last time I cried, but this seems like a fine reason to. It helps, and we're all here for you. *hugs again* *whispers* "@Telrao come use your wordsing powers to help our friend"

most people won't agree with all of them, but those are my reasons. Good character? maybe... very, very weak maybe. good person? no. and there's a closed thread on here that expressed some more reasons that I don't quite agree with too.

no, quotations because witch hunts are not a civilized as we are.

yeah, the idea was just sharders, but... such amazing quotes! And I can't remember if I've put this one on here so "We're not killing it, we're just making it's chin tentacles angry." -Me through my D&D character

and then we got another one, but it wasn't funny, just long.

yes, it happens annoyingly often

I saw that in sharder one-liners earlier / It is true though

i also remember it i mean... some people *cough me cough* like to put irl ones cause of my friend group's quotability.

i don't think that's a format...

there are other means, but this one is quite reliable.

uh, it's a long story and I don't have much time, but basically at his kid's school, a bunch of teenage boys would go in and bang on stall doors and yell and call them names and swear and stuff like that. So his kid came home, got a water bottle, an intact lid, a lid with a hole in it, and some crystal-lite lemonade powder and he was going to squirt them with it next time they did it.

my teacher told us an awesome story

excellent. my goal is seeming surprisingly easy

Why ya askin'?