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  1. Immortal Platypus
    This wasn't bolded and wasn't canon. I briefly wonder when people will stop making that mistake.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    joke's on you, I only wanted to win for a minute! And you fulfilled my evil plan!
  3. Immortal Platypus
    :shoulders: Wait, Cuh-LAW-no or Cuh-LAH-no? Please say the second one, or my brain will hurt.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    An hour is far too much time for you. Wiz, you're banned from winning after disclosing that information.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    I am too heavy to be pulled through such a simple thing as a portal and the world's governments shoot your sandwich shop down as it seemed to be a threat. I teleport to the moon, take the sandwich and teleport to [REDACTED].
  6. Immortal Platypus
    That is also amazing.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I don't think I've won that long, but I've won for a long time before
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "Great," she groaned. "I guess I'll get started." She sat down and started plotting planets. "On the bright side, this should take less time."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    thank you! We try we have like four or five basses in on it, and a ton of other instruments.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    it's okay. i forgive you
  11. Immortal Platypus
    too late. i agree
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Cheeseman is right, and it's also incredibly annoying
  13. Immortal Platypus
    dang, this is kind of what I was expecting. Drat. Do you have a rule that, if broken drives you the most crazy? If so, what is it?
  14. Immortal Platypus
    this is... amazing. I almost want to do something like that with my friends, but... that would require sharing a hat
  15. Immortal Platypus
    well, I mean... they did do something... they got a partner/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/the-other-terms-for-it. And explosions are fun. But some of them are nice!
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I see. That sounds like... a lot of people. Is this outdoors? Cause if not, I hope it is in a BIG house. Probably. but... maybe not. INVASION!!!
  17. Immortal Platypus
    YAY!! (this means it probably won't get brought up over and over again, and if it does, I'll just point to this post!) How do I know the people, choir? Just knowing them? Associating with them?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    NO! (do you actually know what that formula is?)
  19. Immortal Platypus
    we formed a cult in an orchestra one time. We (the bass players) would surround a person that we knew and start slap pizzing the E string rapidly while the cellos, violas, and violins behind us chanted. It was amazing.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    i don't take very long actually, usually between the two I'll take 2-5 minutes. the rolls take a little longer though. No, I just do because my campaign was low on players and so I brought a friend in, but they had to quit, so I took over their character. Unless you count the friend that gets mad at me, which plays his character and his character's brother (which he used to have as an ally (it's weird) but I think is now a separate character).
  21. Immortal Platypus
    challenge accepted.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    oh. well now I feel a little bad. Sorry for misjudging you Eddie! my bad!
  23. Immortal Platypus
    "That took forever. What now?" The ally stood up and stretched.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Foolishly, you assumed that I hadn't read Tress. I am immune to the curse as I am far more experienced than you at such things and blocked you with my powers. Unfortunately for you, I already knew that I was a despicable person, but I have strong will so I don't stab myself. Seeing you sink through the floor, I activate my anti-Investiture fabrial and the sandwich surfaces while your are almost crushed by the floor.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    thank you mostly. but some fractions get really scary. (-b+- sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a things are scary.
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