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  1. Immortal Platypus
    *wonders when people forgot I have the sandwich* "I will claim it."
  2. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm not dead." -- Impossible wondered who this Butt Venture imposter was.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    indeed you are. so is the snail
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "I'll have you know that there is fruit in the sandwich!"
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob looks around and Platypus appears in his place. "Does he work for non-Narrators?" - Impossible wondered why he was doing such things.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    you probably are
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "Will you ask Rep what his rates are?" - Impossible is still carefully watching Butt Venture, waiting to see what his quest was.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob sighs. "Explosives. When will people learn that explosives aren't always the answer?"
  9. Immortal Platypus
    she isn't, Wiz knows her IRL I forgot about Snail, and forgot you know Kajsa
  10. Immortal Platypus
    let me guess. Haly, Shortcake, Insa, and Ranryu
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "My forerunner got killed. I seek justice, though you might call it revenge, killing is just a byproduct of that."
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob Narrated him back. "Well I was going to ask what type of payment you need, but okay I guess."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    It punctures my skin and I absorb the blade, destroying it. "No," I say, shaking my finger at Nameless.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    *throws Eddie into the Caterpillar's grave*
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob rewinds time to show that he did say what Hacob said he said. "Do you charge for consulting time?"
  16. Immortal Platypus
    It pings of my skin, into the Snail, bouncing it into my goddess killing Blade, that can also kill snails.
  17. Immortal Platypus

    gecko

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    1. Ookla the Forgotten

      Ookla the Forgotten

      CHAMELEON

    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      the shard disagrees. you've been outvoted.

    3. Ookla the Forgotten

      Ookla the Forgotten

      But-

  18. Immortal Platypus
    that's what it was
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I slash it out of the air.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    "You said fed my back. Listen to yourself bounty hunter." It was that one character that was like Daisy the punishing or something like that.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    NO FLAWS!
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I stab it again, parrying any attempt to block it before slashing at it again.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    not trying, Wiz, Thaid, and I succeeded.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I steal the blade from Nameless and with no regrets, plunge it into the snail.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    but we've proven she doesn't know where you live
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