Jump to content

Immortal Platypus

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2248

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Immortal Platypus

  1. Immortal Platypus
    I pull the sandwich out of Abalodor's hand and just hide it behind my back.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    *is already here*
  3. Immortal Platypus
    It was because none of the other main characters were active. The citizens planned to launch an attack on Ninjago city.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    None of us deserve it, have you seen what we're willing to do to get it? But do we want it anyway? Absolutely. HUMAN NATURE EVERYONE!
  5. Immortal Platypus
    I point out that it is the perfect sandwich and that you haven't eaten all day.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    The thirteen housemaids beat him up to practice their fighting skill. They had mysteriously gotten far better. All of them had broken mirrors and walked under ladders, exponentially increasing their unluckiness and thus their combat.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    All of their leaders were witches that didn't want competition to become the strongest coven.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    There are no true gods on TBftS, and the snail is cast out by an uprising.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    But someone, in a forgotten corner of the third bakery down on Stromekeep lane, spoke of it, telling the horrors to a captivated audience.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    But the massive explosion vaporizes the snail beyond any hope of recovering. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE FOR YOU KILLING OFF TWO CHARACTERS OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Immortal Platypus

    Guys... I think Noodles bewitched my chromebook. It's been slow and now it did this

    Screenshot 2023-10-02 21.16.36.png

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      nope just a runner swimmer and older brother to many siblings and not some one who has time to respond to ridiculous accusations

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      witch

    4. Wits instant noodles

      Wits instant noodles

      hu

  12. Immortal Platypus
    Witches were not tempted to live there.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    I don't care. And I put salt directly on the snail.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Except for breaking the anti-salt protections. I ask you if you want to sprinkle the last bit of salt on the snail.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    good. very good
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I didn't even keep dropping the salt... I increase the salt's enchantment levels until they break other magics instead of them breaking.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    NO! STAY ON, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ONLY ONCE A MONTH, I MUST KNOW! PUT A REMINDER ON YOUR PHONE, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!
  18. Immortal Platypus
    But it did, due to the salt being enchanted to resist magic, so while the enchantment wore off, the snail still got coated in salt and is thus dying.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    THEN BE ON THE SHARD IN 10 YEARS! SIMPLE!
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I WILL BE! THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU! AND THE ANSWER HAD BETTER BE YES OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PUT SHAME ON YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR COW!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    just write it down. Put it in a PM to yourself, then share that PM with me in ten years
  22. Immortal Platypus

    WHOA! MY SHARDIVERSARY IS IN, LIKE, A WEEK!

    in other news, feel good about yourselves ya'll. Lots of people do, but you are a wonderful individual. Have a great day :D 

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      :eyes:

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Tell her happy shardiversary.

    4. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Hehe I have and she said thank everyone very much and tell them that I love them all <3

      P.S. that was from earlier, she's not around rn sadly :(

  23. Immortal Platypus
    I let it but the snail is still basically burning (assuming that's what salt does to them).
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I wonder when the snail will realize that it is covered in salt and dying.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    i mean, i think it would be funny whenever...
×
×
  • Create New...