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  1. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm annoying Subversion!"
  2. Immortal Platypus
    "Well, we'll fight Darkness eventually, but not yet."
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I bring you to court again for corrupt interests and it is revealed that you are actually faking being a police officer! They lock you up and I take the sandwich again.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus charges. "XQ, GO! I'LL FOLLOW! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF WITH THE TIGRESS! LEAVE, NOW!" @The Wandering Wizard
  5. Immortal Platypus
    You are using a term copyrighted by a citizen of my republic. I sue you for the sandwich, and the court gives you no choice. I walk off, happy with my sandwich.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    "I didn't quite mean it that way, but... that works."
  7. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus continues slashing away vines and shrubs, removing hiding places. We don't even need to leave, there's no one threatening us here.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob glares at him. "Deal with it."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    "He's immune to affecting him. You can Narrate things around him, sure, but..." he cuts off for about 30 seconds, tilting his head. "Never mind, my Author has informed me that he has a small field that nullifies Narration. It prevents things within a certain area of him from being Narrated. The field has different distances to affect different things. He explained the science, but I stopped paying attention. So unless you Narrate something and it somehow is close enough to matter, you can't bother him with Narration."
  10. Immortal Platypus
    DRAGONS AND EXPLOSIONS! AND DRAGON CARRIAGES!
  11. Immortal Platypus
    i bet she lies. she probably took a picture
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "Are you sure? Your most potent weapon, Narration, doesn't affect him. He's been training in the background with greats, so he is an excellent fighter. Plus, he hasn't died yet, so I don't know if you could kill him."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    THE SAFE HAS BROKEN THE RULES! IT IS NO LONGER EXISTING! The safe shatters and the sandwich appears. I pick it up. And what you don't realize is that I'm a Platypus, we have fur, not clothes, and my fur already alive. I eat the concrete and rise, not even bruised to take my revenge. As the only being near me at that time was the snail, I track it down and throw it into a portal to anti-sandwich land.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    i like explosions
  15. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus looks over to the Tigress. "When do we get to a lake, or pond, or something? I feel a lot more comfortable fighting in my home court." He runs ahead, clearing out the jungle so that people couldn't ambush them as easily.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    10 hours ago for me, so yeah.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    "Well, there's the Once-Author, there's Kilometers, the ally, etc." Hacob smiles. "It was you, actually."
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I grab the safe with the sandwich and sit inside it with the sandwich.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    The halves of bullets that remain after the dagger clack to the ground. A dagger rapidly hits the shield, denting it and threatening to puncture it.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    As the bullets come close to the platypus, entering his sphere of influence, the bullets freeze, then get flung at Athena. They get sliced by the dagger, and as he tries to catch it, it goes through his telekinetic field, skewering him just above the knee. He begins floating as he can no longer put weight on that knee.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob poked her harder. "I'm not your character. You made me, but I'm not yours. And... that would involve killing at least three beings that are near-impossible to kill, along with yourself."
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "See you at the duel then." He disappeared, then Hacob appeared in his place, and he started poking Subversion.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    A stray flame nears the platypus and he runs through it, blade absorbing the heat before he comes too close to it. The heat comes out in a beam, aimed at Athena. @Athena :)))
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus smirked. "It's going to be so fun to wipe that self-confidence off your face. Creation is much more than you believe. While you control matter, I shape reality itself. What you change, I create. You seem to think, incorrectly i might add, that I can't fight you. That could not be farther from the truth. How do you think the Witherlord didn't take over before Narrators lived? Do you think the Enullers, which didn't exist, stopped him? No. It was Ordered Light. What allows your Author to write this? Ordered Light shaping their world. You won't win," Platypus finished with conviction.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    The platypus continues to attack, relentlessly pursuing all those that would harm the one it would protect above all others. It had its mission, and none would stop it.
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