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  1. Bird Furious
    I never wanted to leave. I wanted to stay and stay and stay and never go back. It was amazing.
  2. Bird Furious
    Unfortunately, this knife that you see before you was hungry for blood.
  3. Bird Furious
    I had one at one point too—yum. And then another day I had one with whipped cream. It was passable. I ate a lot of whipped cream at FSY…
  4. Bird Furious
    We got this huge buffet sort of place with loads of different kinds of food Ome day they didn’t have cake so I ate whipped cream instead It was yum
  5. Bird Furious
    So he shrunk very small, the size of a baby snake, and snuck out of the wall and further into the house, looking for Kealie.
  6. Bird Furious
    “Vines?” Kealie gasped. Eej? Eej, what are you doing? Eej! He informed her that she was being silly, and continued to grow, which (unless powerful enchantments) began to split the wood and weaken the wall, knocking it out in some places.
  7. Bird Furious
    “Now I REALLY wish I had useful magic,” Kealie muttered, then stepped inside and followed the directions. “So, uh, witch lady, what happened to your door?”
  8. Bird Furious
    “I don’t know…” Kealie backed away. “I wish I had useful magic, like being invisible or invincible or something.”
  9. Bird Furious
    “Nope, never. I wanna try, though.” Haly grinned.
  10. Bird Furious
    The buffalo was bored and so he juggled his eyeballs.
  11. Bird Furious
    Wow that’s awesomeeee. Awesome. Ausum.
  12. Bird Furious
    UES. THAT SHOULD BE A THING.
  13. Bird Furious
    Kealie jumped backward. “Oh, hi…”
  14. Bird Furious
    We did a lab and I got to make a classmate be an enzyme. That was okay, but I wish I could have exploded him instead.
  15. Bird Furious
    “Yeslakdefishemancy,” Kealie cursed. “Perfect.” Having slithered into the wall, Eej began to expand.
  16. Bird Furious
    “Let’s just go through the door.” Kealie stepped up to the door and tried the knob. In the meantime, Eej grew into a thin vine the length of a finger and slithered toward the wall of the house, still under the floorboards.
  17. Bird Furious
    Awww… Thats dumb. How am I properly going to be able to write about explosions if I never SEE ‘em?
  18. Bird Furious
    “Okay. I’m sure he’s fine. So… what do we do now? How can we save him? Both of them, that is.”
  19. Bird Furious
    DO YOU GET TO EXPLODE THINGS
  20. Bird Furious
    Kealie groaned. “Oof. Oh great, did I do it again? Wait, where’s Eej?”
  21. Bird Furious
    ALOYSIUS! WHY!!! Imma kill Joel and I think Wyatt, and also Isadore’s friend, and maybe Blake.
  22. Bird Furious
    I’m learning about cells and such. Very annoying.
  23. Bird Furious
    Eej was out of sight, worrying about whether the thing could sense him. Whatever it was. He shrank down to barely the seed of a seed and dropped through the floorboards.
  24. Bird Furious
    “Sure,” said the buffalo, and followed.
  25. Bird Furious
    Welcome to the Shard! Friendly warning. When you get to a crossroad, NEVER go westeast. The roads down that way are haunted by Gyropractors, and you don’t want to meet one of them off guard. Also beware of spoilers and double posting. Welcome again, Starkast!
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