Bird Furious

Ok so uh I feel like telling a story 

I was once young and foolish with a crush on a guy

 he always wore the same fleece jacket, red and black plaid

got it replaced when it was too worn out 

And I rarely saw him without it 

but when I did I couldn’t stop looking at his arms

Idk what it was but his arms were s o  h o t. 

And then I moved away but I still think his arms were hot. 

So. 

Moral of the story. 

Wear a jacket ALL THE TIME and take it off OCCASIONALLY around members of the other species 

they will probably think your arms are hot. 

…trust me this is just the SU you needed today.