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you guys I think my wor is trying to kill me

HEAR ME OUT GUYS HEAR ME OUT

first chunk of evidence is that my knees have decided to hate me so now I have to go to physical therapy

and against my better judgment, I did not where my little knee brace thingy to work

BIG MISTAKE PEOPLE

I had to squat to grab a cookie for a resident because they're on the bottom shelf (why, you may ask? well don't worry because I'm wondering the same thing myself)

ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE

I FELL

WITH THE COOKIE

the poor, innocent little cookie

second blob of evidence is that I decided to be stupid(er than I normally am) and trust the chicken

GUYS I DEEPLY REGRET TO INFORM YOU

THAT THAT CHICKEN

THAT SOMEWHAT SLIMY-LOOKING "ORANGE CHICKEN"

TASED LIKE CLOROX TIDE PODS AND HOT SAUCE

AND NOT THE GOOD KIND OF HOT SAUCE

IT WAS DISGUSTING

(note: please don't ask me how I know what clorox and tide pods taste like because I don't know either haha)