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oh my gosh okay so i have a sub in my American Literature class, class has only been going for like, eight minutes, and i already have all these quotes from her-
"Ohmygosh security!! Security, there's a runner!!"
"Hi, sweetie pie!!"
"you guys, your teacher is so cute"
Her: "I bet if you walk into class tomorrow and tell your teacher that you think he's cute, that you would be his favorite student, if you aren't already there"
Me: "Uhh, he has a wife..."
Her: "Pfft- *whispers* shh, it's okay, she doesn't have to know"
"sometimes I'll call the other teachers 'sweetie pie' but then I'm like, wait, you're an adult, what am I doing? that's so weird"
"Oh my gosh, you guys!! why is it so hot in here?!? *talking to herself* Ugh, menopause... *normal voice* I['m just kidding, I'm not actually going through menopause, I'm only 37"
