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so my friend invited me over to their lake house today (even though they already live on a lake- i know, it's confusing), and so they picked me up from Walmart because I was looking at instant cameras with my grandmother when they asked me, and then we drove for like, an hour and a half to get there, and, let me just say, i have.. SO MANY comments...

- the water from the showers and sinks smelled like rotten eggs (which, for some reason, said friend, whom we shall call Nightbird from this point forward, and her sister, along with her sister's friend, didn't seem to mind)

- Nightbird brought her two GINORMOUS puppies, but didn't bring the two older dogs, and one of them, Maggie, hurt her leg because she went in the part of the lake that had pieces of metal (it used to be an old junkyard), even though Nightbird's parents had blocked it off

- i found a new piece of metal in the lake, so now my knee and the bottom of my foot is all scraped up

- me and Nightbird had a mud fight, and then she ended up scrubbing mud into my hair, so that was fun

- Nightbird and I got into a little car thingy called a "side-by-side" that was like an all-terrain golf cart after we had smeared mud all over each other, and she drove the two of us down a really steep hill, and then decides to tell me, after the fact, that that was the first time she had done that

- we also went looking for the dead possum that Nightbird had found yesterday, but we couldn't find it, even though i ended up stepping on the skull later on

- i got a gnarly sunburn on my back because I was wearing a swimsuit the entire day, and most of it was spent outside

- i fell asleep on Nightbird's bed on accident while she was taking a shower, and she's the type of friend that just doesn't care, so she ended up using me as a pillow and fell asleep on top of me

- while we were in the lake, multiple small fish kept trying to go in the top part of me and Nightbird's swimsuits

- we caught 5 (i think) itty bitty froggies, and then Nightbird's two dogs, Hershey and Maggie, kept trying to eat them whenever we released them

- there's a part of the lake that has a bunch of mud at the bottom of it, and my legs kept getting stuck, and the mud would go past my knees on multiple occasions, because it was practically quicksand, and Nightbird is like, 10-15-ish pounds lighter that me (she says she weighs like, 90-ish pounds), so she didn't really sink as much as i did, so she kept having to pull me out

- oh, also, they own the lake :3

but yeah

that happened

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