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  1. OSJAKJLWJKSNWS AHHHHHHHHH I AM LITERALLY FREAKING OUT RN

    AND IT'S NOT IN A BAD WAY!!!!

    The fifth season of The Dragon Prince was released early yesterday and I'm watching it rn, and-

    PWISAKJNLKDWJSNLJ ITS SO GOOD!! *distant squealing*

    the following information has some of my thoughts and a few spoilers :3 (although I'm still only at the fifth episode of the new season, sooo...)

    Spoiler

    okay, first off-

    GENERAL AMAYA CAN SPEAK?!? in the fourth episode of the fifth season, she legit says "go" when all the shadow-creature thingies attack everyone- I legit thought she was a mute, but I'm pretty sure she's just deaf- WAIT BUT THEN HOW DOES SHE KEEP UP IN CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT THE REDHEAD- LIKE THERE ARE MULTIPLE INSTANCES WHERE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE SIGNING EVERYTHING IN THE CONVOS AND SHE'S JUST LIKE: "pfft, whaaat? Yeah, I can understand you just fine, idk wut ur talkin' 'bout. *british* Oh, pish-posh! Of course I'm deaf! uh-wait- nevermind I can't understand you, what are you saying? SIGN IT, YOU IMBICILE!!" (I'm just joking, none of that "quote" (hehe- ironic) ever actually happened lol) (BUT IT'S FUNNY!!)

     

    and is it just me, or does it seem like Viren doesn't want/like to do dark magic anymore? he seemed so hisitant to do it the first time since he became uh, not-dead.

     

     

    SAJNZLKJSANL THE DRAGON QUEEN SHE GON GET CORRUPTED

     

     

    ALSO- this new seoson had a HECK of a lot more creepy scenes-

     

    AND THERE'S ✨PIRATES✨!!!!!

     

    Also this is by far my favorite scene in the entire series so far (it's at the beginning of S5 E5):

    Spoiler

     

    Fish Lady: "*in an elderly-sounding country accent* AeaAuWahaAeEaAhH!! Ah. You must be the strangest family of talking hermit crabs I ever saw."

    Soren: *grunting* "My muscles are always too big for things." *falls out of a giant hermit crab shell*

    Rayla: "It's nice to see you finally coming out of your shell."

    Callum: *gives Rayla a fist bump*

    Fish Lady: "AeAaH"

    Ezran: (as if the fact that the Fish Lady didn't just save them all from a bunch of giant birds-) "Oh, hi! Are you the legendary Archmage Akiyu?"

    Fish Lady: (she sounds completely nuts lol, but that's just my opinion) (i guess that's why I find her hilarious :3) "Akiyu? ... AhehAhahahAAAAHEHehEh!!! Do I look like a legendary Archmage?"

    Ezran: "I try not to judge, but uh, no."

    Fish Lady: "Folks call Tidebound Tina."

    Ezran: "Can you help us find Akiyu? We need her help."

    Tina: *ahem* *pulls out a shell thing (ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!! OLOLOLOLOOLLODODOLOO!!!!!!!) *blows twice* "Oh wise and very dangerous archmage, master of the briny deep. Some people are here to see you. *pauses* who should I tell her you are?"

    Soren: "A ragtag squad of bold adventurers"

    Tina: "Some ragtag weirdos. Mhm. Right? That's what I thought. *turns back to Soren, Callum, Rayla, and Ezran* No chance!"

    Callum: "
    Wait, can I talk a second?"

    Tina: "No no no-no, it's ✨MY✨ conch!"

    Ezran: "Please. Tell the archmage the world is in peril. *goes on to explain why the world is ending, as if this is just an every-day thing (well, i guess it kind of is-)*"

    Callum: "You shouldn't be telling her this. You should be telling the archmage. We're going to go see her. and you're not stopping us."

    Tina: "✨mIsTaKe!✨ She'll probably kill you. And if not, she'll kill me. Don't say I didn't warn you. *smiles*

     

     

    hehehehe

    Fish Lady is definitely starting to lose her marbles lol

     

     

    1. shortcake

      shortcake

      SKJANLKWNSALKJWSN AND SNEEZLES THE GLOWTOAD AHHHHHHHH ITS SO PERFECT ASAJZNLKWS AHHHHHHH

    2. shortcake

      shortcake

      Exran: "Don't feel bad. If I was a giant sea monster, I'd eat you."

      Soren: "Really? Awwh"

       

      Soren: "sooo fog: It's like a ground cloud."

      Callum: "Yeah, I guess. Yes, Soren. Fog is a ground cloud."

      Soren: "Right. Just like how a river is just a fast lake *unintentially dabs*

       

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