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Ranryu

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  1. Noot appeared. "KARMA!" he screamed in an un-Nootlike voice.
  2. Rob, AKA Mitosis, AKA the Robbers, would not yield.
  3. It's fun being the oldest. I get a lot more freedom and trust.
  4. I have five. We're a small mobile army, which is especially effective because three of them are under the age of 8.
  5. In my expert Oldest Child opinion, many oldest siblings suffer from that malady. There is no cure. Sorry.
  6. I mean, technically that would make this the "older but not necessarily oldest sibling club", but I guess if it feels like you're the oldest... It depends. Are you mentally the oldest?
  7. Ah yikes. I've never had to dissect animals I actually like before...
  8. If you're the oldest child in your family, here's your space! Complain about your siblings, talk about how cute they are, or any other oldest kid stuff!
  9. I have this theory that people are more likely to do and say stupid things while around their friends.
  10. Ranryu cocks her head. "Really! I got this lighter from behind the cafeteria microwave! It burns things REAL good!"
  11. He was just this random kid I don't really know, but when our teacher got out the dry ice, I just had this feeling, so I specifically reminded him to be careful. I think he did it just because I warned him not to. (Or maybe I'm paranoid) It wouldn't have been funny, except he did it right after his friend burned himself and gave him an additional warning.
  12. Dude, stop posting my book ideas on the forum. I love my drabbits too much to share just yet. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you guys like making fun of and/or teasing young adults for no longer being kids/teenagers?
  13. I haven't personally done anything more interesting than watch my lab partner burn himself with dry ice yet, but I'm hoping AP chemistry will be more interesting. Have any of you ever had someone talk about how weird homeschoolers are without realizing that you're a homeschooler? It's always so funny!
  14. They tried selling real bazookas to children, but the Nebraska Department of Education complained about increased school vandalism (Via explosion. Goodbye, Southwest high school), so they were forced to recall all of Bubble's relatives.
  15. The coolest public school science thing I have seen was when I went to an IB program information day and the chemistry students blew various things up just because they could. It is a hassle to sign all those safety forms and then barely do anything in the lab, though.
  16. Instead, they became business partners and founded a mega corporation called Bubbles inc.
  17. I went to this homeschooler co-op for a year, and we got to blow up and electrify fruit and vegetables, open oysters, blow up pop bottles, and dissolve animals in acid to play with their bones like puzzles. Public school science can be fun, once you get all the boring classes out of the way.
  18. Statues of Bubbles the Bazooka. Everywhere, from floor to ceiling, statues were piled up. Urik was a Bubbles superfan.
  19. The wild, destructive joy of a huge thunderstorm that rolls in after a hot sunny day.
  20. Of course, Hambo knew nothing of his bazooka's fame. The pig just wanted to blow up a dragon.
  21. If you were a weather forecast, what forecast would you be?
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