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Ranryu

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  1. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY @That1Cellist!!!" Noot shouts randomly.
  2. "Be silent, fools." Ranryu hissed in a strange voice. "Look around us and see what you have done." She returned her concentration to Calano.
  3. *Hugs* I'm so sorry. What kind of dog was she?
  4. Ok. This is my first time inside such a... an alive mind , though, so I'm not sure how much help I'll be.
  5. Ranryu jumps. Hey! You almost left without me! Don't you know never to do a mind probe without a spotter?
  6. Ranryu inhaled sharply. "That's really really not good. Time to mind probe?"
  7. "And me?" Ranryu asked as she entered the room. "Can I go in too?"
  8. "No Xeorge. Potatoes are for eating. These dish rags are what we use to scrub dishes." "Yup yuppp!" "No! That's disgusting. I swear, if I ever catch you with a potato on a human femur..." *Communicator ringing* "Yupyup?" "Sorry, I gotta go. Apparently Calano, despite all odds, is alive again. That guy doesn't know when to quit. See ya!"
  9. "Infiltration successful. Should we proceed?" "...yup..." "Yes Grandma."
  10. Ranryu listened to the yupping for a second. "They're expert repairmen, security guards, and stuntmen. They don't care what job, as long as it pays." "Yup Yup!" a blueish Yupper interrupted. "Oh okay." Ranryu corrected herself. "Xorge wants to be a cook."
  11. Ranryu sighed. "They only speak Yupper, so I guess I'll translate."
  12. "Of course. It's my first language. They're asking me how they can get on your good side."
  13. "Sort of. This is my adopted grandpa and my cousins. Calano locked them in the basement, and they just got out." The eleven younger Yuppers crowded Ranryu and spoke in their strange Yupper language. "Yup. Yup yup yupyupyup?" "Yup! Yup yup yup yupyup."
  14. The Yuppers thought for a second, then hurried to repair the desk, making it as good as new in under a minute. The Yupper who had broken it quickly polished the top with his furry arm. "There you are Grandpa!" Ranryu walked in and hugged Grandpa Yupper.
  15. "Yup." said Grandpa Yupper. The other Yuppers heeded his command and began arm wrestling each other to show off their incredible strength. One Yupper smashed Lark's desk in two with his forehead.
  16. Noot was all for this, as long as cookies were involved.
  17. "ARE THERE COOKIES INSIDE THE MONSTER?!"
  18. The Yuppers (all twelve of them) applied for the job. They needed the money for their plans.
  19. "Are there cookies inside the monster?" Noot's muffled voice comes from the bag.
  20. The gnome agreed, but was happy that Noot had been taken care of.
  21. Luckily, the Speake Rattus Rattus spell was still in effect. "What is it, Narrator? Why has that pesky gnome brought me here?"
  22. Noot suddenly found himself in a place that he had not wanted to be. Cursed gnomes, always gnoming around and messing with a Noot's business, Noot thought bitterly.
  23. "Noot tastes delicious!" A gnome suddenly appeared. "Please use him as bait. He eats our radish and onion children."
  24. One of my brothers is demonstrating how cool he is by licking his toy ambulance, and another is lecturing me on how leaving chicken nuggets in the back seat of the car is not a capital offense (although he doesn't know that term). Someone please tell me that my siblings aren't the only ones who do this.
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