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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. Nice. I run a Githzerai monk. He has a homebrew item that lets him take an extra actions for a minute at the cost of getting exhaustion. With double dashing, unarmored movement, and a useless subclass feature, I flew across a 600 foot pool of lava. That was fun.
  2. However, the small pancake shops decided to organize and confront Kelsier in a cook-off of epic proportions.
  3. Whoever said that bards are bad was lying. They're amazing.
  4. Open hand actually is pretty bad. You're a fragile class. You won't insta-kill that often, so you're using your turn to deal 10d10 necrotic. Compare that to Kensi, which can spontaneously make +3 weapons, or Sun Soul, which has amazing range.
  5. Aarakocra monks may or may not be slightly absurd.
  6. It's mostly a meme, but a lot of DMs use it just for kicks and giggles. Or you can be like me and create an Aarakocra Sun Soul monk that has roughly the capabilities of M-Bot
  7. Ok, reach out... Anmil closed their eyes and felt... something. A softly glowing sphere of color. Tuncay's mind. Anmil reached out... and took a little from it. That was... surprisingly easy. "I think that I did it... your turn, I guess."
  8. 9th level monks get an ability that says that they can run up vertical surfaces and they can run on water. Therefore, you can run vertically up water! I'm glad that you enjoyed my poison. That's such a weird thing to say...
  9. "Do we have any handheld weapons capable of melting ground-to-air hemalurgic candy canes?" -Me
  10. "Sure..." Anmil came in hesitantly and sat down. Well, here goes nothing. "Do you want to go first, or should I?"
  11. Nerdy turns to Telrao. "Do we have any handheld weapons capable of melting ground-to-air hemalurgic candy canes?" @Ookla the Floofy
  12. However, she ended up becoming an Honorblade instead.
  13. The rift in space-time, being the most random thing in this thread thus far, is under my power. It dumps the sandwich in front of me, everyone else in a large sandstone building, and AesSedai in their office just in time for payday.
  14. "Yeah, that seems reasonable. I can carry you in a week or so beforehand. Can you deal with the anti-air defenses while I'm flying?"
  15. Wait... is this a Mortal Engines name I see, or is that just a coincidence?

  16. Yeah, that seems amazing. If you want something fun to use while DMing or to show to your DM, try this monstrosity of a poison that I made a while back. It's quite fun... Also, Monks can run up rain. Facts.
  17. Hemalurgically spiked, obviously. What do you like pineapple on?
  18. @Ookla the platypus can you show me the homebrew stuff? Magic sleep bombs seem like a fun magic item.
  19. The raw power of the soul can be used in many different ways. Soulmages can use various manners of rituals or components to direct soul energy.
  20. "I start a feud between the reindeer, wormholes happen, infiltration team gets dropped off, we murder Santa, we escape. Easy peasy."
  21. However, I wasn't playing American football. I was playing actual civilized football, i.e. soccer. I end up in a web of corruption from FIFA, but otherwise escape unscathed.
  22. This was a problem. 172
  23. "Yes, I outlined it like thirty seconds ago."
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