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  1. NerdyAarakocra
    I hire Legolas to steal the sandwich while you're distracted and give it to me.
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    Eat a large amount of baked beans in order to feel mildly uncomfortable, become an NFL athlete, be horrendously overpaid. You can slow your metabolism by a factor of three for a period of two hours, once a day.
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    I think you forgot something in your post...
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    Nope, MTG Arena is open right now and I'm soon gonna try and continue my 100% run of Hi-Fi Rush. TPBM plays at least one of those games.
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    Why thank you.
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    Granted. All your dreams are nightmares. I wish to not botch the latkes I'm making tomorrow night.
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    "There are nine types of ground. Light ground, heavy ground, ground of contention, intersecting ground, ground pork, ground beef, ground mutton, ground graham cracker crust, and groundhogs."
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    Through my tears, I pull an impractically large sword out of nowhere. I use it to skewer the sandwich, remove it from your grasp, and then skewer a pimento-stuffed olive on the impractically large sword as a garnish.
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    Suddenly, pineapples. Nerdy realized how strange it is that "Suddenly, pineapples" is still a running gag on this thread despite asdfmovie being over ten years old. The pineapples did not care. They continued existing.
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    I will be using that advice forthwith. 10/10
  11. NerdyAarakocra
    Is the survival shard Reason? In chapter 115 of Wind and Truth, Tanavast mentions that he can't locate Euridrius, Vessel of the Shard of Reason. This drew my eye; we know one shard, the survival shard, has hidden themself away but is reconsidering that policy. We know that Reason is hiding, and the shard of Reason seems to be a good fit for reconsideration of one's decisions. Reason also seems to me the most likely shard to consider that policy in the first place: reasonable concern about Rayse or Bavadin fits fairly well into the power's portfolio. As such, I'm guessing that Reason is the survival shard. Discuss.
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    "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow" is a phrase that originates from long-running British cult sci-fi show Dr. Who. It's used whenever a junk science justification is needed. Anyway, I return to my secret island lair with the sandwich.
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    *Waits for everyone to leave reactor* *Steals sandwich* *Reverses the polarity of the neutron flow*
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    I plug THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR back in and take the sandwich.
  15. NerdyAarakocra
    Just got WIND AND TRUTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Just picked up Wind and Truth from my local bookstore.

    *Deep inhale* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  17. NerdyAarakocra
    Granted. You are now lactose intolerant. I wish to become thane of Cawdor and Glamis.
  18. NerdyAarakocra
    *Sitting here idly doing the cost/benefit analysis over weather or not to go down the rabbit hole of popular baby names in Utah in the late 2000s or just make a stupid post like this one*
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    Okay, now to try for real. Your member title notes that you use she/her pronouns, so it's a safe bet that you have a typically female (Jane, Amanda, etc) or gender neutral (Robin, Robyn, really any spelling of the word "Robin," any word in a non-inflected foreign language, etc.) name. for simplicity's sake we'll assume female. Most of the Shard's usership hails from the US, especially Utah. Your signature confirms that you're a member of LDS (Is that how you use the abbreviation? Please correct me if I did it wrong), so I'd guess you're from Utah. 17th shard users must be at least 13 years of age, so any female names that attained popularity in the last 12 years are out. Looking at your post history, you tend to frequent Forum Games and Random Stuff. Many (although not all) sharders who frequent that section of the site are on the younger end of the age spectrum. A reasonable estimate would be that you were born within a few years of 2009. This gives a good place to start. A quick google search reveals the top 10 female names in Utah in 2009. As such, my guesses are the following: Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, or Harper.
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    y z
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    Gets an error message Inserts the number 404.
  22. NerdyAarakocra
    I bring mushroom ravioli.
  23. NerdyAarakocra
    *Reappears from the aether to ookla-ify* *Vanishes into the aether again* *wins*
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    NerdyAarakocra is I, and I is also Ookla the Pretender until Koloss Head-Munching Day.

  25. NerdyAarakocra
    'Tis true.
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