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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. Are we still condemed? HELLO THERE!
  2. "Yes, but I have ascended now and am under the control of no one." Replied Eof, while breaking the laws of TLT.
  3. That describes over 800 Pokémon. Oshowatt
  4. "I was only giving @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES what he desired." Responded the clinic.
  5. The krakitrice had eaten all the ghanderflaffle's swords.
  6. You want what powers again? Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
  7. Is my wish for ultiimate power and then subsequent destruction going to be fulfilled? I'm being paid.... in cows? Let me think about it.
  8. SACRILEGE. I've never done it and never will, probably. Favorite scene in a cosmere book?
  9. *Obligatory Obi-Wan Kenobi joke* Welcome to the shard! Your english is really good and if you think your a emotional wreck now. Just wait till after you read Rhythm of War.
  10. The clinic promptly dropped ten thousand copies on Hoid's head.
  11. This was his plan to change cynical to be uncynical to remove his greatest opponent.
  12. Can you save the world? Yes, I'll do it.
  13. "It's probably in a old room after someone checked it out and died after reading it."
  14. "Yeah, when I did I tied people to altars and tried to get them to come to my side. It ended rather quickly."
  15. What is a saying that always rings true? "Twenty really is plenty..."
  16. "I have counted three separate times you have gone 'insane', at least compared to everyone else here." Dryly replies Wizard.
  17. He ruled over TLT and no one (non-personified) knew about it.
  18. The Wizard's voice rambles on. "If he goes mad just connect him to a random character like Charles Dickens."
  19. "Well Nameless might channel Saidin through the Angreal and then through the honorblade. It would have unforscene consequences."
  20. "Yes, but they're well guarded by the clinic, which if you didn't know is alive. You could go on a dangerous adventure through the clinic to find the hidden stash of spren."
  21. Wizard laughed. "I used to have it but I gave it to someone else to read." Wizard's hologram disappears.
  22. "The rules of foosball here is that you can use any investiture that you have. We've already had shardblades, lightsabers, saidin and more come into play during a single match. So you could burn atium, but it would be safe to assume that your opponent can as well." Replied Wizard's voice.
  23. "The library does include all ten stormlight books and dragonsteel. If you die you have the right to come back, but no one has actually died in a while." Wizard then disappears to the kitchen.
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