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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. My dad used to read me and my brother books, at least untill I decided he wasn't reading fast enough and I started reading the books to myself.
  2. Nameless and Thaidakar were promptly attacked by Romans wielding Roman candles.
  3. You learn from a two armed juggler and don't learn from a one armed juggler.
  4. No, because my cats would like to eat it and every dog that we watch would love to chase it as well. TPBM is finally done launching fireworks.
  5. Just watch out for your local windrunners and skybreakers as it would be painfull to heal. And make sure to take anyone inside that is intoxicated on popping snaps with their fingers.
  6. Kirby is annoying, and I know I am far from being very good. For better or worse my family members are just worse than me.
  7. Already done that and my siblings have had conversations in their sleep, but I have not. TPBM won't fall asleep for a while until everyone in the neighborhood stops firing fireworks.
  8. It was irony as I have trouble falling asleep normally. My favorite part is firing off fireworks late into the night.
  9. Have you considered counting them?
  10. How many times have you hidden a statement behind a question mark?
  11. People firing fireworks off for the previous three days and getting little sleep from all the loud explosions.
  12. Or for a while or forever if something similar to book eight of artemis fowl happens.
  13. Never, but never surpass TLT. The old argument.
  14. There is a clinic for those that are afflicted, so it is quarentined, at least for those that are extremely afflicted. Welcome to the shard!
  15. What do you think about trees?
  16. The ghanderflaffles mated with the selffalfrednaghs, sir. I AM DEAD.
  17. Sir! They're almost here, when do we attack? NOT THE FART!
  18. You will now know what happens when half the world dies. That wasn't supposed to happen.
  19. I took a break from school to read the book.
  20. Ness pk fire staircase sucks as first he hits you with it straight and then he jumps and angles it towards you and you are stuck in the attack and can't do anything about it.
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