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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. Do we want to start a new story, soonish, like after a few pages?
  2. I think so. Have you ever been smacked around in a video game by a monster?
  3. Not everyone can teach by questions.
  4. Esmerelda was in on his plan, it was why she had married him in the first place. Esmerelda is butt's sister's name, right?
  5. Nope, never drank it and never plan on drinking it. TPBM has messed with someone before and now regrets it.
  6. Did you know that your theory on Shallan was disputed? I AM WIT!
  7. And part of that plan was for him to become extra ordinary. So that all would know that his first two initials E.O. were Extra Ordinary. No-one(non-personified) knew what the F stood for.
  8. Meanwhile Eof came into the possition of extra ordinary wizard.
  9. They burned the house and the air where the yak dragon has imploded.
  10. The letter came and slapped Mythos in the face until it was read.
  11. A letter arrived saying they were dead after a herd of yak dragons found their supply of mordite.
  12. Narrator Wizard got bored after engendering the creation of the exploding kittens and their subsequent absence. So Wizard decided to create a new race of creatures, the yak dragons.
  13. The kittens love the two of them as neither would die to their explosions.
  14. No narrator could resist and many mortal beings fell to the kitten's charms.
  15. The downside was that some kittens were now exploding kittens and there was no way to tell the difference.
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