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  1. The Bookwyrm
    Some of our tarantulas bites are only about as bad as a bee sting, but others will make you hurt very very much. No one has ever died from a tarantula bite in recorded history, though. 92
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    I get a lot of people saying that. It's really fun. Most of the time I just forget about them because I've lived with them for so long. But if one escaped, I would probably still freak out, just less than most other people would freak out.
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    We have about twenty, and many of them don't have names. But we also have named a lot of them. I think we named two of our Poecilotheria Metallica tarantulas Blupee and Primary, we used to have a Honduran Curly-hair named Scary Larry, and a Green Bottle Blue named Heebie Jeebie, a Poecilotheria Tigrinawesseli named Tigrin, two Red Rump Tarantulas named Ruby and Ladybug, and a bunch of other ones that I'm still forgetting. Plus a bunch of other ones that don't have names. We have a LOT of tarantulas.
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    I have attempted to write twenty or so stories in the past two or three years. None of them were good. I am terrible at plots and characters, but I am very, very good at worldbuilding. I have a problem where I get a cool idea for a world for a story to take place in, but then don't have the ability to write the story itself. It's frustrating. Does anyone else here have pet tarantulas?
  5. The Bookwyrm
    What if I don't want a pet rock? My family has pet tarantulas. Those are much cooler. 85
  6. The Bookwyrm
    "Are you doing magical science experiments without me?" Bookwyrm asked.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    Except for me, I have a lazy eye, meaning my two eyes can't work together, and therefore I cannot utilize stationary parallax to create depth perception. I only see in 3D when I'm moving, or when other things are moving, and because I know what a 3D universe is supposed to look like. And now I feel obligated to give a topic relevant comment but can't think of anything, so whoops.
  8. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm stood up from his chair. "Oh, we're leaving now?"
  9. The Bookwyrm
    "That's why I've never had it."
  10. The Bookwyrm
    "I've never had Yaknog, but I'm pretty sure that these cookies are better." And sorry I keep Ninja-ing you, Wizard. I can't really help it. It just happens.
  11. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm tried the cookie. "It tastes good, but the flavor is weird in a way that I can't describe. Did you put any bugs in it?"
  12. The Bookwyrm
    "...I have...no good response to that." Bookwyrm pulled up a chair and pulled out a book. "As long as we're taking a break from crazy plots and randomness, I might as well read a little," he explained.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    "Wait, Darkstalker?!"
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm appeared. "Stormwinds," he said, using his narrator powers to view the last six pages or so. "You aren't supposed to go and end major character arcs without me," he complained to no one in particular. He paused. "Why are we making cookies?"
  15. The Bookwyrm
    Snotlout As Well As... also had a Shardblade. And a Crysknife. And an Absurdly Sturdy Shield.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    He had also been trained by the Fremen from Arrakis.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    The Seffalfrednahgs took Snotlout As Well As... and ran off into the sunset. This displeased the Ghanderflaffles. So they hired a consultant.
  18. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm had not been aware that TLT had a Wheel of Time weaving threads. Man, it's been a long time since I've read WoT...I got to book eight and then stopped for some reason. I seriously just need to go and read the whole thing this summer.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    I still have more. Lightsabers.
  20. The Bookwyrm
    The coin spun through the air, and then...
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  22. The Bookwyrm
    But the Ghanderflaffles also wanted some Tuna Smoothies.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    This is the same situation that had me making an account here. Welcome to the Shard, which is definitely full of lots of like-minded nerds. We're happy to have you!
  24. The Bookwyrm
    They went to go find humans that smelled different. However, along the way, they ran into some Ghanderflaffles.
  25. The Bookwyrm
    Tuna smoothies. Unfortunately, the last of the tuna smoothie and the recipe for making more had been destroyed when the cheese planet had collapsed.
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