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EmulatonStromenkiin

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  1. Quarkbeast stomachs are a million times stronger than a goats, they're only stopped by an inch of titanium. Another quarkbeast came and ate the dust cloud that was Nameless.
  2. The quarkbeast ran over and ate the vines, and continued to eat them as fast as they would grow.
  3. The quarkbeast reconstituted itself due to the ingested card. "Quark!" It barked, offended. This was no way to treat it. Plus, it was the size of a walrus, how did Thaidakar eat it? It dove into the hole and imbalanced the pillar on which the Witherlord stood, so that it slowly began to fall. The quarkbeast dug itself a hole and dove into it.
  4. The quarkbeast reconstituted itself due to the ingested card. "Quark!" It barked. It ate the ground around the Witherlord, and it was left standing on a spindly pillar of dirt and rock. It sat back by the massive donut-like hole with a pleased expression on its face and barked again. "QUARK!"
  5. The quarkbeast ate the remains of the card with a disappointed look on his face. It sneezed, and several withergeists turned into metal objects, which it proceeded to eat.
  6. Beware the cookies. Beware! Hemalurgic mouth spikes!
  7. I seriously need an answer to the withergeist question
  8. I solemnly swear by the shifting sands of time to never lie to this guild never reveal information of yours which is deemed secret never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there and to swear allegiance to this guild and its members, giving all due loyalty to its goals and rules. I retain the right to spike baked goods with substances that should be there (like eggs). I also retain the right of trying to get rid of the shadow creature in my mirror that sings opera.
  9. The quarkbeast edged closer to the vines entangling Moni with a hungry look. What is a withergeist exactly?
  10. The quarkbeast eyed the vines around Moni's ankles, thinking they looked delicious. I am the master of the Quarkbeasts! Mwahahahahahaha!
  11. Probably Dalinar or his son w/ the A name.
  12. The third of sixteen possible quarkbeasts ate the Cannon after it was done Cannonizing the previous statement. It was delicious, made of steel.
  13. The quarkbeast jumped up, grabbed the survey paper from Moni's hand, then the card from Thaidakar. It proceeded to chew them up and swallow them.
  14. this is kinda pointless, I have no clue what's going on. The quarkbeast split into two, and immediately ran away from its equal and opposite reflection.
  15. The quarkbeast bared its blender-like teeth and growled at a flea, pounding its walrus-like body on the ground.
  16. It should work for adoption if it's done through a temple sealing.
  17. "We had an empire?" a random Ghanderflaffle wandering by asked, right before being turned into a withergeist.
  18. Intriguing, I certainly think that this theory has merit. Another thing that should be noted is that the very intent of drawing Nightblood allows him to begin leeching, so that might affect the theory in some interesting ways.
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