I've never heard of you, therefore you can't be anyone important.
When Channelknight Fadran tags you because he thinks you'd be a good addition to his RP
Granted.
The library is full of ancient vampires. They do not take kindly to a human walking in and saying they own it. You are found the next day hanging on the old ash tree, all the blood drained from your corpse. The townsfolk shake their heads, and silently bury you.
...I wish that hadn't been my first thought.
Who's your favourite author apart from Brandon?
About how many notifications do you get a day?
What's your favourite rank?
Full Feruchemist or Knight Radiant? If Knight Radiant, which order?
Do you know any other languages?
Who's the person in your profile picture? They look terrifying.
Mister Kindly, the adorable abomination (not), you'd better finish potion-making, or else I might just cause a new potato pie explosion extravaganza occurrence.