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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. You can have this Wilson Dart Gun. I have a broken shard of glass.
  2. Scadrial, because I like boats and planes and cars and technology but also magic and yes because yes. Would you rather fight Kaladin with just a stick, or fight Adolin with Shardplate and Shardblade?
  3. *finishes strangling person in an alleyway* "Oh, o-officer! I didn't see you there! How uh, h-how are you today?" Oh god. We only have one choice left... honey, launch the nukes.
  4. "Ooh, that's a good color for you!" Sequence said to Subversion.
  5. "Oh this? This is my flock of... my flock of... damn." Granted! The fish doesn't speak english or any other human language, so it is unable to understand your wish. I wish for a fully-grown banana tree.
  6. Kiss lake, marry ocean, kill river. $2 bill, $1 coin, 25 cent bill.
  7. It's about 2:30 AM somewhere on Mars right now. Time zones are so silly!
  8. Granted! Now that all opinions are unbiased, everyone agrees that humans should be eradicated permanently. *mass death sounds* I wish for a flock of boxen.
  9. 'Tis Link from uh....................... Link's adventure. I think. 15/15.5
  10. I agree with all statements above. 1535
  11. Sequence walked in. "Sorry guys, I couldn't find any black ink but the store gave me a discount for blue."
  12. I did that too, goshdarnit! The thread ITSELF is working to make us lose!
  13. Well, at least Rule number 1 and 3 didn't murder me for my misdeeds! I pull out my Sandwich magnet and attempt to steal the Sandwich again, quickly swallowing the lemon before my mouth implodes.
  14. Actually the answer is defined. It's -0 and a half cubed. The world is going to die.
  15. It's 9 AM where I live. Time zones are so silly!
  16. Except me! I have never broken a rule and never will! The Sandwich appears in my hand and I eat it.
  17. As in, the budget had its throat cut in the alleyway four days ago.
  18. Kiss bunson burner, marry firepit, kill oven. Quantum physics, regular physics, hypothetical physics.
  19. Wit...now that's a name I have not heard in a long time... The person below me lives in Italy.
  20. A 2015 Hyndai Tucson. Is that considered a mini suv? The person below me drives a MEGA SUV.
  21. "Grasshoppers..." I say, writing on the clipboard. "... And caterpillars. Anything else?"
  22. Okay, uh... lets see here... Ahem, one Emulaton S. Stromenkiin has been accused of the following. Ahem, tax fraud, larceny, arson, assault and battery, grand theft auto, and destruction of public property. How do you plead? Red, dead, and baked into bread!
  23. Unfortunately for the Shadows, there was a traitor among them.
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