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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. "Wonderful." Almost immediately, a massive army of Withergeist-like creatures descended on Taldain in a murderous frenzy.
  2. Sequence nodded in approval. "Do you mind if I send an invasion force to attack his empire?" She asked Thaidakar. "I think it would be quite interesting to see how he responds."
  3. As he looked away, his empire began to dissolve. Those darned things needed constant attention.
  4. Oh no I'm so sorry! As long as you can prove to me that you are not a government drone, you're cool. The fact that most birds are government drones is why I hate them, as the government betrayed me by assassinating the president who was my grandma's grandchild's babysitter's dog's water bowl. As long as you're not a government drone, we can be friends . I have eaten pieces of a chicken before, yes. The person below me is a government drone.
  5. A gecko who is incapable of blinking uses this power to take the sandwich. No explanation needed.
  6. Not anymore you don't! You get a bag of snickles instead. I have mail.
  7. I like to make simple ones with just some ham, provolone, lettuce, and sun chips. Nobody likes my recipe, so no . The person below me HATES BIRDS AAAAAGGHGHGHGHHHHHH
  8. Which happened to have really bad arthritis.
  9. You shot him, stole his wife, burned down his house, killed his dog, and ate all his food?! Eggs. Always eggs.
  10. Who dumped the water onto the sand. These particular thieves had a reputation for being dumb.
  11. Which sinks. I, being amphibious, steal the sandwich from Thaidakar, who has sadly drowned.
  12. It certainly did, as on his vacation, he ordered a sandwich. It happened to be the sandwich, for whatever reason, and the president was attacked.
  13. Who was actually me in disguise. I thank the shadows and hop into an X-15, escaping to the other side of the universe before anybody sees through my clever disguise.
  14. I'll take 'em! You can have this apple I found. Pretty sure it's plastic. I have a fanny pack.
  15. Why did you make three of these? Plus, basic conversation is kind of TLPW's and Random Discussion's job .
  16. I like hazelnut. Like nutella! Mildly dark chocolate is awesome too. Opinion on premier?
  17. If you could pick one person to brutally murder with a wooden hoe and then bring back to life to kill again, who would it be? cRiSpY
  18. Which usually meant swinging by vines. These particular vines had been booby trapped by a secret organization devoted to stealing the Sandwich. As the Shadows splatted to the ground, agents of the secret organization snatched the Sandwich and disappeared. Days later, I raided their facility and stole the Sandwich back.
  19. And I take it back after a four second time skip.
  20. Not for very long, anyway.
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