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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. My trained wooden barrels roll down a hill, and as barrels do, smash into you and cause you to fall unconscious. I befriend your trained hawks and we walk/fly off into the sunset, forever searching for the perfect place to eat the Sandwich. Afterall, such a perfect Sandwich could only be eaten in an equally perfect place, right? The End.
  2. Let me stop you right there, after this story, we're going to need to discuss your spendings habits. It's not like some evil mystical witch is going to take pity on you and give your more money or something. Okay continue. All kinds of animals!
  3. Shallan foolishly wrote some problematic Non-Sanderson creepypastas and dropkicked her nonexistent Eevee because sentient MeeM sniffed fish expertly.
  4. Has the cello (AKA best instrument) been said already? If so, mandolin.
  5. I laugh. If you took a bite, it must not be the real Sandwich! I stop the car, kick Tani out (politely), then turn back around to look for the Sandwich somewhere else.
  6. As Nerdy falls to the ground, I jump in and snatch the Sandwich before Keys can take it. I then hand him a $20 bill as a distraction as I drive away in a conveniently placed unlocked car which luckily had the keys in the ignition.
  7. I love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy . 93/100
  8. Sort of. It's mainly pants, T-shirts, and hoodies but the colors are what make it unique. I have some brunt (yet vibrant) orange pants, I have a bright blueberry hoodie, I have a golden yellow one, I have plain black jeans, I have white marbled grey pants, I've got all the colors! Ever sprained your neck before?
  9. OMG GUYS IM SO SORRY AHHHHHHHH ILL FIX IT 1597
  10. Oooh, that one’s nicely wrapped. Who’s it from? Aww, not eggplants.
  11. I was camping out in Yellowstone with my family like… probably ten years ago and I woke up at night to the sound of either a bear or a moose sniffing our tent like right by my head. Nothing happened and it’s a fairly basic encounter but it was still terrifying. Whats your favorite non-fiction book?
  12. "I live here? Excellent." -A person, referring to Earth. What are your top three favorite movies/books/TV series of all time?
  13. Colorful colors, and cool Shardbuddies. 75/75
  14. I believe that the thread "Ask Anyone Anything" already fills this role, good friend.
  15. Why would anybody ever eat hamburgers consecutively throughout an entire week?
  16. Sir, I'm going to need you to put your Pokemon away. It's lighting books on fire. This is a library. Four times a week, to be precise.
  17. Shallan foolishly wrote some problematic Non-Sanderson creepypastas and dropkicked her nonexistent Eevee because sentient MeeM sniffed frogs wrathfully.
  18. i fink u meen speeling
  19. Granted! Too bad it's all been superglued to the floor! I wish for a really cool motorcycle with all the best safety and aesthetic features.
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