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  1. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    I believe you have inhaled a spider. YES GIVE IT TO ME!
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    Welcome to the Shard.
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    As the peach rain came back around the planet, it doused the factory. Unintelligible continued his journey.
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    Ah, okay. Sounds fun so I guess I'll sign up.
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    Does the document tell you how it works?
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    Oh all the time— uh… never. What is your favorite burning smell?
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    As he came close, he noticed Timmy the XVISOLX leading a swarm of refugees out of the city.
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    All of the spectating narrators collectively facepalmed as Ruin cackled deviously.
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    On a scale of one to ten, how powerful is your ceiling fan? Wait… that’s illegal.
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    Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy’s chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory was the only light on the desolate plain. They stepped outside and welcomed Unintelligible in to eat some chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzals-that-tastes-like-strawberries.
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    This crater was filled with the bodies of Inquisitors and robots, along with Butt Venture and Uncle Brandy’s chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory.
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    He was devastated at Nameless’s disappearance, and that was why he was on this quest.
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    At this Academy, Unintelligible had spent his childhood learning gramar and training to be a ninga. It all ended in catastrophe.
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    Everyone gasped. The Academy?!
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    The Narrators all watched Unintelligible climb the potent gate with great anticipation and amusement.
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    The smell was overwhelming.
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    Unintelligible’s first obstacle was getting past the gate of eternal bean water. The entire gate smelled of the metallic water residue in cans of beans. No matter how difficult the journey was, Unintelligible was able to call upon Whimsy for a useless gift.
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    What do you think of my new pet? He’s a naked mole rat. Uh… The green ones.
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    Whimsy had made it themself. They were proud. It was immune to all enchantments and changes, coincidentally making it indestructible.
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    They were given a rock to help with their quest. An ordinary rock.
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    I discovered it one night when browsing the Coppermind. How many times have you read the Stormlight Archive?
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    The Museum of Cryptics is hiring staff.

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    Proof: New Highstorms form instead of circling the planet. Theory: Cosmere Spoilers.
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    The Museum of Cryptics
    Is now open.

  25. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Welcome to the Museum of Cryptics Please follow our guide through Cultivation's perpendicularity. Once on the other side, kindly refrain from touching the petrified lifeforms, as the disease may spread. Follow the guide, and keep a quick pace, as you may have to run from angerspren at some point in the journey. If you are still alive once you have entered the building, present your passes to the Admittance Officer and enjoy your visit.
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